Planet Houston

Well, yeah. I doubt he wants to fall out a window. Speaking of which, I wonder if there is a betting market for % increase in causes of death for 2025. I’m definitely taking “accidentally fell out of window/balcony” if so.

I literally love Jose Altuve

I probably watched Porky’s and Beverly Hills Cop a half dozen times each before I was 9. Always at one friend’s house for Porky’s, and another friend’s house for BHC. I have no idea what the parents were thinking but it fucking rocked.

This post is amazing in so many ways. Bravo. But MAGA has no ability to see irony, nor the ability self reflect, so I don’t expect you to understand why it’s so amazing.

We talkin’ about shoot around? Shoot around?!?

Man. As a graduate of Vandy and Texas (my folks went to Texas so grew up a Horns fan and got my UT degree for grad school), I never thought I’d see the day that (1) they actually play each other and (2) if they did, there would be any question of who would win. This is legitimately the first time in my life I am conflicted in watching a football game with teams I actually care about. I’m still not sure that (2) is in play. Even after the Bama-Vandy game with the inputs of everything that happened, the computers gave Vandy a theoretical 1% chance of winning the game. Perhaps my Vandy fandom has always been glass half empty (for good reason) and my Texas fandom has been glass half full, but I think Texas wins by 21+. Oh I was also on the goalposts last time we tore them down in Nashville. Big ups for the students taking it all the way downtown this time, but we did end up with an entire upright in our off campus fraternity house that we ended up sawing up.

I'm no fan of BYU but hahaha seeing Mike Gundy 0-4 in the remnants of the Big XII makes me quite gruntled. Grundy-tled, if you will.

I agree - not sure why you cut off the second half of my post that says just this

How many times have we already said this other than Meatchicken? I’ll take it as a positive that once we put it all together, nobody can hang. But Ewers needs to get healthier. I agree with those who have said he’s still gimpy out there on anything other than short passes.

Pun intended? Woof.

As a Vandy and Texas grad…

Garth’s defense surely will be that it wasn’t him, it was Chris Gaines. But, just like Chris Gaines’s album, nobody will buy it.