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Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Well if they listened to you they would have lit millions on fire to hire Chip Kelly. Caley has not been impressive to say the least, but maybe sit this one out.
Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Sounds like that was a fireable offense.
Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
We are going to have to shell out some massive contracts soon, obviously. His recent trend of moving back and stockpiling valuable but cheaper rookie contracts is no accident and has, for the most part, worked out well thus far.
2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Finally, the team is not Rudderless. Gonna be a big year.
2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
I’m also willing to dye on this hill.
The Chair Company on HBO
Yes, season finale to come. I thought the last one was great and excited to see where it goes.
Don’t yell around Baby! ARRRGH!!!!! 😂
Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Well I guess I need to post this one here too @immamac. Looks like a blast, I look forward to joining you idiots one of these days.
Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
And again. Fucking trucked. Ouch.
Texas vs. Arkansas - 2:30pm on ABC
Laaffe Taaffe on that one
This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Here’s the link
https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-program--bombs-dropping/121308144/page-1/
Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Yeah you’re right - I think I subconsciously substituted “team” for “offense”. In any event, the defense has been impeccable since Burke took over the playcalling.
Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
Nicole is right - DeMeco gave up defensive play calling duties to Burke after 2 or 3 games this year, and the results have been way better.
Houston Texans 2025 Season Thread
3 in a row for General Mills - pretty great job holding it down just enough to let the defense win games.
This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Here’s the equation:
Sark (not undefeated) * Pussy^2 (undefeated) + Alcohol = 🤷♂️
2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
Man this team is fun to watch. Alpi has developed into such a beast. As good as Donovan was in the fourth quarter, Aaron Holiday was even better. 🔥🔥
This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I don’t know but it’s probably worse than mesh shorts, strippers and premature ejaculation.
Did I urinate on your rug?
This is the #1 movie quote that I want to direct - not share with, but direct - to my kids. I’ve somehow held out 11 years so far.
Did I urinate on your rug?
2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
I was unaware that baseball was still being played, but it came to my attention tonight. Seems pretty dramatic, I guess.
2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
Arrrrrgh...we going to miss him? /ducks/
AWS borked
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