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Planet Houston

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  1. Well if they listened to you they would have lit millions on fire to hire Chip Kelly. Caley has not been impressive to say the least, but maybe sit this one out.
  2. Sounds like that was a fireable offense.
  3. We are going to have to shell out some massive contracts soon, obviously. His recent trend of moving back and stockpiling valuable but cheaper rookie contracts is no accident and has, for the most part, worked out well thus far.
  4. Finally, the team is not Rudderless. Gonna be a big year.
  5. I’m also willing to dye on this hill.
  6. Yes, season finale to come. I thought the last one was great and excited to see where it goes. Don’t yell around Baby! ARRRGH!!!!! 😂
  7. Well I guess I need to post this one here too @immamac. Looks like a blast, I look forward to joining you idiots one of these days.
  8. And again. Fucking trucked. Ouch.
  9. Laaffe Taaffe on that one
  10. Here’s the link https://www.secrant.com/rant/sec-football/texas-program--bombs-dropping/121308144/page-1/
  11. Yeah you’re right - I think I subconsciously substituted “team” for “offense”. In any event, the defense has been impeccable since Burke took over the playcalling.
  12. Nicole is right - DeMeco gave up defensive play calling duties to Burke after 2 or 3 games this year, and the results have been way better.
  13. 3 in a row for General Mills - pretty great job holding it down just enough to let the defense win games.
  14. Here’s the equation: Sark (not undefeated) * Pussy^2 (undefeated) + Alcohol = 🤷‍♂️
  15. Man this team is fun to watch. Alpi has developed into such a beast. As good as Donovan was in the fourth quarter, Aaron Holiday was even better. 🔥🔥
  16. I don’t know but it’s probably worse than mesh shorts, strippers and premature ejaculation.
  17. This is the #1 movie quote that I want to direct - not share with, but direct - to my kids. I’ve somehow held out 11 years so far.
  18. I was unaware that baseball was still being played, but it came to my attention tonight. Seems pretty dramatic, I guess.
  19. Arrrrrgh...we going to miss him? /ducks/
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