Planet Houston
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On 8/17/2026 at 4:21 PM, Derka said: I picked a good year to get lucky with my first #1 pick. All these folks went off the board before my next picks.
And yeah...Yordan staying on the board until the 17th pick. Woof. Although every one of those picks before is more than defensible without the benefit of hindsight.
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27 minutes ago, C-Man said: 
We are all Michael Scott
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22 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said: Yeah, they need to make a trade.
Boutte will be a Texan soon I'm guessing
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That was a fun one to be at. When Walker came up I said to my 12 year-old "runner in scoring position and 2 outs for Walker? Zero percent chance he gets a hit." He replies "nah...99%". Next pitch...
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Edited by Planet Houston
I was on a blind date, and I asked my date if she had any hobbies. She said "it's a bit weird, but I really like drilling holes."
I looked at her and said
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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: I literally have a piece of leather from Hitler's limo seat. Seriously. It's in a drawer, in a ziplock bag. I really don't know what to do with it. I certainly don't display it.
I did Nazseat that coming.
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43 minutes ago, TejasPedro said: At least LMJ is going to “Brew City”…..could not have been a better landing spot for our little bayou city barista
Probably the only reason he waived his no-trade clause
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10 hours ago, HtownHorn said: The best part of cash considerations is that they don't walk people or give up HRs.
They do when they're used to sign Rafael Montero.
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Just now, MC Fresh Breath said: I think that’s the first yellow I have seen corrected in this whole tournament .
Hmmm.
No this exact thing happened in group play while I was watching. No clue who off the top of my head, but this is definitely not the first mistaken identity yellow on a simulation this WC.
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13 minutes ago, Tex Long said: We need Style points added. Flopping, diving, rolling, leaping, tumbling, face-making, grasping foot, calf, knee, and/or thigh, ref-entreaty or general arm-waving, shocked-face… What else?
Walking like an Egyptian, duh
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9 hours ago, Gil Bang said: We were major dicks. We used to be a country with some class and dignity, but then we elected a fat, no-class, corrupt asshole to run the show.
I don’t recall Reagan being fat but I’ll take your word for it.
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7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: Or we were worried that somebody would trap us in our car and make us "accidentally" drive into a pond on a ranch in Central Texas and then bribe the locals to say we were intoxicated.
3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Always with the oddly specific scenarios. You are one sick mama.
Angela Chao: Shipping billionaire intoxicated when she dr...
Angela Chao phoned a friend as the Model X SUV sank into a pond at a ranch and told her: "I love you."-
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42 minutes ago, David Dennison said: I guess this means we won't be shoring up our farm system at the trade deadline.
Shore won't be. Probably gutting it further!
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On 6/8/2026 at 8:22 PM, Brisketexan said: So, there ya have it. You don’t need to rush out and buy a goat head. I know you were thinking about it.
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Jemaine: E. Just scored.
Bret: Who just scored.
Jemaine: E. Just scored.
Bret: Right, I know it was just now but who scored?
Jemaine: E. Just scored.
Etc.
Murray:
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Trump’s America
in Cloak Room
I don't know about y'all but I think having the flag at full mast is much more appropriate as we reflect on Dolly's life.