Everything posted by Planet Houston
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Nope, he wants at least 8 years, which is more ridiculous than $30mm per.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
It seems like Yordan has juuuust missed about 5 HR.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Still working for me
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Frustrating. Caratini looked at about 5 strikes.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That’s what you do with middle-middle, Abreu
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Making him work a bit more but of course Abreu whiffs way late on a 93 mph meatball that perfectly caught the middle of the plate.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
7 pitches, 4 outs. Let’s change the approach guys.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Time for Yordan to turn things around.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yes, sorry for my pedantic joke. I feel pretty good about his ability to keep it together. The guy is built like a house and if he can keep that fastball 93-95 and locate that changeup on a regular basis, watch out. Obviously the league will adjust to his first game throwing changeup on more than a third of his pitches. But if he can continue to locate and “tunnel” as they say these days, no reason to think he will be just a flash in the pan.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
We do have something, another no-hitter and several new MLB firsts
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
6th no-hitter in 4 seasons + 5 games. That’s fucking wild.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Now is where you admit you might have been a tad too reactionary about Dana Brown.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
NOOOOO HITTER!!!!
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The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
Dammit Derka you beat me by 8 minutes for Blanco
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
“The situation of this ballgame.” Nobody wants to say it 🤫
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
That was good. I honestly don’t get the hate for Kalas around here. Sure he flubs a bit, but I think he’s overall a pretty great announcer.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
King Tuck. Oh boy. We all know what happens the day after scoring 10 runs.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
You are so predictably hilarious. For the rest of us.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Actually no. Way worse at the plate. He’d miss an 88 mph middle-in meatball by a foot. I think he’d catch a dinky flip from the pitcher on a weak groundout in the field.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
There you go Tuck ¿Por que no los dos?
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The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays Thread
Goddamn Trout just hit a monster shot to tie it up in Miami
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
God DAMMIT ABREU YOU FUCKING SUCK
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
I fear you’re right. But I also know I’d be a lot happier if Jon Singleton were my weed dealer than 1B for the Astros, so I’m holding out hope.
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Houston Astros 2024 Season Thread
Yeah, the most diverse city in the nation that elected a lesbian mayor a decade ago and has been blue as long as most of us have been alive is really a hotbed for racism. The fuck?? Yes, I recall that Hader had some bad twitter posts when he was in high school. It’s not great and I’m not really sure how to square it other than I hope he has grown as a person. But to say “fits the Houston motif??” Fuck off.