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Planet Houston

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  1. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 299 9/9: Rarity: 100 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Mine were either very obvious or very rare marginal ex-Astros 😆
  2. Read that without Cousin Eddie’s voice in your head, I dare you
  3. Well see that's an apples and oranges comparison and McLain has never eaten either in his life so yeah fuck him.
  4. Ricky Gutierrez, I haven’t heard that name in a minute. Nice.
  5. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 297 9/9: Rarity: 27 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩
  6. Regarding WR, I’m torn other than my opinion we shouldn’t pay Evans $20mm per, which is what it probably takes. That would be ~25-30% of our cap room before resigning any of our guys. But otherwise - on the one hand Stroud probably had the “it” factor to make any jabroni look pretty good, and we have Tank and Nico back. So maybe you get someone like Gabe Davis and call it a day. But on the other hand, if someone like Keon Coleman is sitting there at 23, it would be hard to pass. I think in a hypothetical choice of Coleman vs. DeJean or Kool-Aid, I’d have to go DB. Or interior DL or OL worthy of the pick. I suspect Caserio doesn’t want to spend big coin on WR this offseason.
  7. Probably because his performances lately have been rated Arrrrrr by Yankee and Ranger fans. /ducks/
  8. And yeah - congrats on a heckuva career to CMH.
  9. Seriously. Hader handled it perfectly. No we haven’t met, yes we were put in contact and had a good chat. Next?
  10. I’m assuming JJ is the offensive coordinator if Slowik goes. And if the goal is ultimately getting a head coaching gig, would you want to be calling plays for Stroud or Carr?
  11. Yup. They laid an egg in this weather just like in the Jets game. I don’t get why we never really took any downfield shots other than the protection just wasn’t there. Still feels like we could have taken a couple of vertical shots down the field - this game and the Jets stick out as very bad days from the offense. Obviously both very good defenses to be fair. Nevertheless, hell of a season. Curious to see where Slowik ends up - I presume the next guy will fill in just fine. Which is crazy to say as a Texans fan.
  12. My God it’s Derka!
  13. Man this is awesome news. They should name them co-closers and go based on lineup and situation.
  14. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
  15. Good lord I’m grateful of the timing on this one. I’d hate to think what might be if he had a year to wreck CJ Stroud.
  16. I keep forgetting to contribute to the new year celebrity death list, but if he makes it through 2024 he is my #1 pick next year.
  17. No, his continued status as a white billionaire explains his comments as being mistreated by society due to being a white billionaire. The drugs don’t help, though.
  18. That was fun. IMG_8181.mov
  19. Never dreamt I’d be taking my 9 year old son to his first playoff game in 2024. Thought it would be more like 2042.
  20. I feel like busting out the police tracker app to check if there are any fugitives hiding under boats
  21. Correct, my mistake - hard to keep track of all of the injuries and he's back.
  22. Weird - as of an hour ago it looks like NB, Woods and Greenard are definitely out. Considering the injuries and the state of the team coming into this year, it’s remarkable we are in this position. If Stroud has a big game to win what is essentially a playoff game with Xavier Hutchinson and Metchie being his top receivers…😮‍💨 Dalton Schultz needs to have a big night. As do Jerry Hughes and Barnett. I’ve been down on Caserio and the whole franchise, but the combination of FA signings and the draft so far this year has been nothing short of remarkable. Obviously Stroud and Anderson, but also Dell, Rankins, Collins, Cashman, Ward, Schultz and some others have been great moves. Maybe he got lucky with Stroud, but I 100% think Anderson was worth the draft capital to move up - much bigger gamble on later picks (see K. Green, K. Johnson etc.) and he is a game changer and clear locker room leader as a rookie. The culture has done a 180. Regarding Hannah - I think she and Cal finally were able to get Janice to relent and get rid of the Baptist Church of Texan Day Saints. Easterby played to her extremely conservative and religious views and had her wrapped around his finger, at the expense of having a functional football franchise.
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