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Planet Houston

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  1. We do have something, another no-hitter and several new MLB firsts
  2. 6th no-hitter in 4 seasons + 5 games. That’s fucking wild.
  3. Now is where you admit you might have been a tad too reactionary about Dana Brown.
  4. Dammit Derka you beat me by 8 minutes for Blanco
  5. “The situation of this ballgame.” Nobody wants to say it 🤫
  6. That was good. I honestly don’t get the hate for Kalas around here. Sure he flubs a bit, but I think he’s overall a pretty great announcer.
  7. King Tuck. Oh boy. We all know what happens the day after scoring 10 runs.
  8. You are so predictably hilarious. For the rest of us.
  9. Actually no. Way worse at the plate. He’d miss an 88 mph middle-in meatball by a foot. I think he’d catch a dinky flip from the pitcher on a weak groundout in the field.
  10. There you go Tuck ¿Por que no los dos?
  11. Goddamn Trout just hit a monster shot to tie it up in Miami
  12. I fear you’re right. But I also know I’d be a lot happier if Jon Singleton were my weed dealer than 1B for the Astros, so I’m holding out hope.
  13. Yeah, the most diverse city in the nation that elected a lesbian mayor a decade ago and has been blue as long as most of us have been alive is really a hotbed for racism. The fuck?? Yes, I recall that Hader had some bad twitter posts when he was in high school. It’s not great and I’m not really sure how to square it other than I hope he has grown as a person. But to say “fits the Houston motif??” Fuck off.
  14. So goddamn frustrating. I’m a season ticket holder and don’t look forward to our turn with the tickets. They have to figure out how to win at home. And yeah, having black holes at 1B and CF is a fucking problem.
  15. Again, I do have things to counter your arguments. Two World Series rings, motherfucker. You started showing up in these threads last year. Go away.
  16. Yes, thank him for being the best owner in Houston sports history. I hope you run into him at a fancy Chinese restaurant.
  17. How about THANKS JIM FOR TWO WORLD SERIES TITLES AND FOR SIGNING THE BEST ASTRO EVER FOR LIFE Fuck off, Icono
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