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softlynow

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  1. For the rage bait it has been. Nothing will come from this. If they repeat it, let them. As the suddenly inciteful Candace Owens said, they lost the SB narrative. If this somehow has legs, it only keeps that L in the news. Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake.
  2. This is an old people rage porn soundbite. Nothing more. Like a lot of the shit they do the "libs crying" reaction is the actual point. Best just laugh it off.
  3. Helpful hint, if you're feeling like: Just remember:
  4. As far as I’m concerned, the only Esq. is Bill S. Preston.
  5. Y'all having fun interacting with evil incarnate? I'm sure most have figured it out by now, but it's worth stating: evangelical cunts like this fuckstick have been brainwashed from birth to beleive the opposite of everything that is actually good and decent in just about every avenue of life. They do not reason, they regurgitate. You might as well be interacting with a chatbot. I get it, I've done my time feeling out vapid trash like him. It's fun for a while. Just remember you're on a road that goes to nowhere. And yeah, stick an (R) behind Biden's and Obama's names and he'd say the exact opposite about them.
  6. Correct me if I'm wrong, but y'all are thinking of the Last Week Tonight "Ted" bit, not Beto's real commercials.
  7. He won't, not for a single one. Even if his wife or mother were on the ballot as a dem.
  8. Because grifting ain't just for Pub pols and a U.S. Senate race is better at drawing fundraising dollars from out of state than a gubernatorial one. At the beginning of the year, Talarico had $7.1m, Crockett had $5.6m, while the highest cash on hand in the governor's race is $661k for Hinojosa. In a Tribune article on the candidates the other two listed were Cole with $27k and Bell with $6k. Consolation prize for losing the Senate nom? MONEY! Consolation prize for the governer's race? Your name with live forever as a footnote on ballotpedia.org.
  9. I wore my Mackinac Island GC pullover to work today in honor of this thread.
  10. Anecdotally, conservative women are quick to the aesthetician and plastic surgeon. If that fake shit is more attractive in the eyes of whomever set the standard in these studies, then that tracks. Frankly I think many conservative women look busted and whorelike by 45.
  11. Nope. I'm a litigator who wears brown and black suits. I golf, and buy the occasional polo from my club. Until recently, I usually side-stepped politically tinted discussions on the course, but lately the guys I play with regularly love bagging on Trump, because they're not idiots. They would be your (temporarily) reformed Republicans. At this point they watch SNL and The Daily Show more than I do. But I'm defintly very, very far left of them.
  12. This doesn't even merit the mourning shakes head gif at this point. We know it to be true and are no longer fazed by it. Maybe some still wonder how the Nazi regime rose to power and the German people let the Holocaust happen. I don't. Trump could order it right now and not lose his 40%. Whip up another transt/CRT/caravan frenzy in late September '28, and AI Weekend at Bernie's Trump is your president again. I've said it on other threads: evil. Evil wrapping itself in the American flag, carrying a floppy bible and driving an ugly electric truck. That's the opposition.
  13. Acting Inspector General, FISA judges, whatever. These are government folks and their decisions should be respected!
  14. I've been to an event where he was the speaker. The crowd's reaction to him is why I no longer have faith in humanity.
  15. I go to church to sing in the choir. I don't believe in God. I'm not a good person to represent the hypocrites on this. At my church the Trumpers keep that shit to themselves now. I know of one, and only really suspect a couple others. I do believe that evil exists in this world. We put up with way too much of it.
  16. I feel like there are way too many lawyers who didn't see this scene:
  17. Yep. And it's No. 1 that is truly maddening at this point. I've see a couple folks I know double down TODAY on Facebook/Instagram (shit get through to me even though I actively avoid it). They're interested in that 30 pieces of silver. That's it. They're evil fucking bastards who think they're good people. Living where I live I have to keep my mouth shut, because they're everyfuckingwhere. I allow myself to rage about it for a few minutes, and I have to do that before I get in a car and drive amonst them as they can't help but be total trash in every endeavor, it would seem. I'm glad I didn't check this thread until I got to work. 2-4 doesn't bother me as much these days. People have been doing truly terrible shit in God's name forever. It's baked into our species. So is stupidity/lazyness and fear of the other. Those are flaws. The folks in group 1 are evil.
  18. Watch out with that broad brush, y'all. There are dozens of us brown shoe guys in deep red areas. Dozens of us!
  19. As a community we have arrived at the get off my lawn stage of life. I look forward to being blue-screened by Gen Alpha NPC side-questers with anti-lore straight waffle. Just yapping off script, hard cap, negative aura, straight Ohio behavior.
  20. We can take up the modern analogue of de-nazification when we need to. Right now liberal pols are watching a war machine reaching for high gear, and most are still operating as if this was the Clinton admin.
  21. Banner headline in all Texas (among others) newspapers should be: Trump to Increase Property Taxes.
  22. To be honest, I didn't, nor do I intend to ever, analyze these hate groups reasoning or policy. The policy isn't worth discussion, because it comes from a place of hate and the desire to increase human despair for many who these hateful assholes consider "other." The dicussion needs to be shifted to "why do people like Tyler hate so much." Take the target off the backs of our marginalized friends and family and put it on these fucks foreheads.
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