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softlynow

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  1. Incorrect. He popularized a celebration made by our enemies. He might be the worst human ever.
  2. Mayfield was there 3 years. The first 2, LR was the OC/QB coach. Kyler was there 2 years.
  3. Will Hurd is the only person in that section of the article who is "in the House." So, now standard election hypocrisy and slipperiness is "Trumpian?" jlaw-ok.gif
  4. People don't go to the games, so why should ESPN expect people to watch?
  5. Don’t forget about being Brad Buckman’s dad’s roommate while winning two national titles along with Tom Kite!
  6. Just use emergency powers to enroll everyone in Medicare. Then: Deficit is dangerously high - emergency tax increase. Climate change not being addressed and our habitat is endangered - emergency carbon tax. Our political system is in crisis - emergency campaign finance reform. The immigration issue rots the minds of right- wing morons - emergency comprehensive immigration reform. Our freedom to chill is in peril - emergency pot legalization. Ou continues to suck - emergency ... nope, no government policy can fix that.
  7. The south used to be home to yellow dog Dems. Now about half are child-rapist Republicans.
  8. I think they should show it, but this is dumb. 1. University policy has nothing to do with any of this. 2. The snowflake attitude isn't confined to any one segment of the electorate. 3. The rabble who don't already know about this clusterfuck won't watch this. Netflix/Hulu/Prime won't be interrupting your stream. However, the olds will watch this. And as we've seen, if they're the FNC olds, they'll lap it up. If they're not, and they'll probably find something else to do.
  9. Don’t quote. Don’t @. He’s not conversing with anyone, he’s vomiting on y’all. He has an incurable disease and needs to be quarantined.
  10. That or go old school with the sign language interpretation:
  11. The House should pass a bill authorizing a wall built to theses specifications:
  12. Hey now, that’s per hour! And there’s like 25 of those every day!
  13. Welcome Gestapo to Weslaco!
  14. People singing about cheap plastic cups and playing video games make millions a year. Peanuts cause mass panic. Snorting condoms up the nose became a thing. I’m surprised most of us still shit in toilets.
  15. They won’t ride him out if it a significant number of Pub congresspersons, who are safe from being primaries, think they’ll lose if tied to him. Remeber, they don’t care about others. They, modern “conservatives” care only about #1. The presidency? Fuck that, they’ll think. MY meal ticket is on the line. But I have little confidence that the numbers move. Losing their nomination fight will remain the bigger worry for most of what’s left. Those 20? We could have the pee tape, a tape of Putin secretly initiating DOTUS into the cheka and a run down of hundreds of treasonous acts he’s to make after Putin puts him in office, and you’ll get maybe 5.
  16. If the Strauss-Howe theory holds, we’re 5-10 years away from getting clear of this crisis.
  17. You'll have to forgive him. He was designed with only one bit of storage to catalog the range of political persuasions.
  18. If a tree falls on UH fan alone in a forest, would anyone care?
  19. So raising rates is this country's fever mechanism. Crank those rates up and kill the infection in the White House. Another increase of 1-2 more points leads to Trump firing Powell, which would probably tank the markets at an unthinkable rate and definitely give Senate Pubs cover to vote for removal after a swift impeachment in the House.
  20. Honestly, I think I made being poor in the future sound not so bad.
  21. The distraction of the masses will be complete when sex robot are as ubiquitous as TVs.
  22. “unscripted”
  23. “Did I?”
  24. You guess?
  25. Sounds like the “experts” are Rush and Hannity. We really shouldn’t let old white people make tv schedules.
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