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softlynow

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  1. What? You want some fiend with a blunt to be able to get away? You’re gonna force the boys in blue to work on their physical fitness. Every Planet Fitness gonna be grabbed as a forfeiture for official use.
  2. Dotard will continue to somehow surprise some in how low he's willing to go, thought they should've known better for over a year. Dotard enablers will not surprise in how much orange god mushroom knob they're willing to swallow, with a side of doughnuts of course. Mueller, election results, horrible things happening, wailing and gnashing of teeth: WILL NOT MATTER. We will not run out of single malt out here on brisket's ledge, even as we greet newcomers daily.
  3. “Saw that bone! Saw that bone!”
  4. One. Fucking. Time.
  5. 3 solo shots and lets go to bed.
  6. Get 'em back here.
  7. Hell, the DA might not even accept the charges.
  8. I'll take the case pro bono.
  9. Not allowed for us tonight. Joe West out front shoulda told ya.
  10. Did anyone doubt for one second that MLB would fuck us? Only question now is how much more dicking over will we get.
  11. It will be a very fashionable revolution.
  12. I agree with the sentiment, but the those of us over 40 or so are fucked, because no way that kind of justice is meted out when soldiers of the "angry left-wing mob" look like this: We need a new generation of leftists. Ones unafraid to spill a bit of blood, let alone a few drops of their iced coconut milk pumpkin spice caramel macchiato
  13. What is the fascination with folks using the noun “Democrat,” when what is called for us the adjective “Democratic.” Is sounding ignorant a political plus?
  14. Logan’s Run. Released in 1976.
  15. Turnout will have to come from sustained enthusiasm. You can't get that with a stale old white guy. BUT, you do need to appeal to every one of the Dem base's subsets. That also means no Bernie.
  16. So, Warren/Avenatti 2020?
  17. (D) Which means take your guns, use a DeLorean to go back and suffocate baby Jesus, employ secret melanin leveling program, and . . . MS-13!
  18. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Senate_election_in_Texas,_2014
  19. We are going to win.
  20. Correct. One those obvious cases where it really was execution, not the call, that mattered. We stay on schedule on those 2 drives, and they don’t get within 2 scores.
  21. Wear your Heidi mask.
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