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DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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  1. I'm trying to figure out the OP's grouping and it's making me irrationally angry for some reason.
  2. Alternate response: ”A mouth is a mouth, especially in war.” - Sun Tzu
  3. Buying their tank components might be the best thing I’ve seen on this thread. Brilliant.
  4. Make sure your property owner has a fishing tag for RRF. It costs extra and some homes don’t come with it in there. There’s some salty old bastards that live in there that are always checking badges. I poach that section of the Fork and always have run-ins with them.
  5. There’s massive fish in that creek. You will get absolutely trucked if you throw a 3 wt at them. Save that stick for the high country. “Hi Mrs. Colt, I’m from the internet!”
  6. There’s only 2 developments with that much private water and the other doesn’t allow short term rentals so I’m guessing that’s your spot. Last summer was a monsoonal summer. The water was cold and the fish were happy 😃 July is the best month of the year, you’ll have plenty of options, especially if you’re able to fish the creeks in RRF 🤙 Alonzomourning.gif
  7. Ranch at Roaring Fork I presume? They have some creeks that run through the property that are fishable during runoff which is great for you because we’re going to have a doozy of a melt this year. The Fork usually isn’t fishable until July 4ish but who knows what that looks like this year. In any event, will shoot you a PM, happy to show you some of my secret high country spots where even @Pescado_Rojo can catch fish.* *so long as they haven’t shocked the creek and pulled out the fish.
  8. You don’t need a guide. Find any blue line on a map and it’ll hold fish that will devour whatever you put in front of them. Remind me again where y’all stay? Up above Basalt near Reudi?
  9. Literally right after Brisket showed up at her doorstep to profess his love. Well done, @Brisketexan!
  10. Imagine being such a needle dick that you need to be strapped while out for a jog. Man shoots and kills dog while running in Colorado Springs neighborhood
  11. Damn. I had no idea he was sick. Fascinating person, I wish I could have met him IRL.
  12. Wow. I had no idea bass ate aquatic bugs on the surface like trout. I assumed they would come up and hammer a hopper (or anything else that would make a splash), but had no clue they would sip big mayflies or other insects floating on the surface.
  13. dumb question @troph but when you say dry flies for bass, are you talking about hoppers or just attractor patterns or what?
  14. I forgot to mention that I would be driving a bullet proof car. Which, maybe that’s the solution here. We all have bullet proof cars.
  15. Why yes, I would drive head first into a hail of bullets with my kids in the car.
  16. There are millions and millions of Americans that are so full of hate and fear that deep down they actually want to kill another human being.
  17. Yes, life is really cheap where there is no hope. Did you have a point there, brain worms?
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