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  1. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    “Hey class, we’ve spent the past several weeks learning how to not kill someone with your car. Now, we’ll switch gears and discuss the proper way to kill someone with your car. It’s important to remember this exercise should only be performed when you’re planning on barreling full speed into an active shooter.” Is that what you are imagining?
  2. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    “Ok class, now we will train on running over an active shooter in a parking lot.”
  3. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    It’s a slippery slope if you start taking guns away from people that were discharged from the army for mental health concerns.
  4. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Why won’t it ever be fixed?
  5. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    They risked their lives hoping for a chance to provide a better life for themselves and their children.
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    You completely misjudge the enemy here. A large percentage of our country sees these images and events unfold and it reinforces their belief that the only solution is more guns in our society. The problem wasn’t that this lunatic had easy access to weapons of war. The problem was that every shopper in his vicinity wasn’t returning fire. Do you understand that?
  7. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Do you live in Texas?
  8. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    My rep is Lauren Fucking Boebert. She’ll get right on that, Slacks.
  9. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Slippery slope. Well-regulated militia. Nothing will change. We’re broken.
  10. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Lol
  11. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Tax code. Did NOT have that in my “why is this happening” bingo card.
  12. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Keep shootin’ cowboy! Pew! Pew!
  13. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Then imagine admitting that the death of your kids would alter you beliefs regarding change, but not the death of other people’s kids.
  14. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Might be time for you to pick a new hobby
  15. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    The real threat, you ask? Dudes that like to put on make up and dance on stage.
  16. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    I wonder if all of our militia members can see where this is headed? I’m going to be there taking selfies and heckling these fucking pussies when they’re lined up to turn in their toys.
  17. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    What is your solution?
  18. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Tell us about the ballistics.
  19. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    “Be kind with your words. You never know when someone has had a bad day.” ”And go buy more guns.”
  20. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Weird. I’m not remotely interested in any of the minutiae.
  21. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Please post that in the DT thread I started. Everyone should watch that.
  22. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Look, over there! A tranny!
  23. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    My understanding is that it is perfect for hunting water fowl. And shoppers. And students. But mostly water fowl.
  24. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Fork? That's not the CO. 👆 where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano
  25. DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt
    Shall we talk about ballistics, sir?

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