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DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

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Everything posted by DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt

  1. We live in the Wild West now. Indians looking for scalps behind every bend. Better to have a six shooter on your hip.
  2. Agreed. Ideally, they have armed chaperones for events just like this.
  3. What a fucking bizarre tangent. You people.
  4. He'll provide you a laundry list of things he 'supports'. Then he'll vote for politicians that don't support a single one of them.
  5. You want this to stop? You've got to harden driveway basketball courts.
  6. If he’s on your castle you can shoot him. Or dump boiling tar from your turret. *I am not a lawyer and this is not legal advice. **But seriously if you live in Texas you can blast that motherfucker.
  7. I am shocked to hear he was mainlining Fox News/OANN all day and night and was terrified for his life in that quiet, peaceful suburb. Pew! Pew!
  8. Look at this fucking cunt.
  9. I don't give a flying fuck what you think, Cowboy.
  10. The idea of more than 1 wife makes me want to cry.
  11. 0.0% chance I’m doing a door to door job if I’m black.
  12. sure. pretend he called you a bitchmade pussy with a room temp IQ.
  13. Would you try to kill someone running away from you?
  14. Robbers come back to the place they just fled knowing the cops are on their way? what is it with you people that just really, really want to kill people?
  15. Pop quiz cowboys: You order some food and they deliver it to the house next door. It’s 8:30 at night, you’re already hangry, what do you do? https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2023/04/17/neighbor-shoots-2-teens-woman-man-when-his-food-was-delivered-to-their-house-detroit-police-say/
  16. I wonder if this dude talked without the presence of his attorney?
  17. If this simulation was firing on all cylinders we’ll learn he shot his eye out when he was a kid.
  18. That dude shouldn’t have a driver’s license, much less a gun.
  19. So, uh, assault in the first degree and armed criminal action. What’s the legal distinction between that and what he tried to do which was kill a kid with his gun?
  20. Worth it. He’s 80, and I’d be willing to bet he has spent the past 25 years mainlining the Fox News Hate Machine. He finally got a chance to put a bullet in the head of (redacted) that had the audacity to come onto his property.
  21. Anyways, what a country we live in. Kid gets shot in the head for literally nothing and the piece of shit that shot him spends an hour at the police station before being sent home. “Well, thanks for your statement. We’ll be in touch if we have any other questions for you.”
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