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DoobieWah

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  1. Just saw the ad on the Astros spring training game - The Mushroom Swiss IS back.
  2. Not a shed. Servant's quarters. Gotta Surly that shit up.
  3. Well, it used to be a funny joke.
  4. If you lived in Houston you could report it to the HOA and those nosy bitches would stop that shit PDQ. In Austin, you might try CPS, the zoning board, (there's no CO on that shed), maybe la migra, but if I were you, I'd move.
  5. Old joke: I want to die peacefully in my sleep, unbothered by age or illness, just like my grandpa did. NOT screaming and crying in fear like the passengers in his car.
  6. Don't forget Don Lemon's black hole. /noraciss.
  7. Must have been some young Turk as an old Giza would have known better.
  8. And THEY got sucked in by a meat peddler! 😉
  9. Sounds like he had it "coming".
  10. Watch out for this guy: You couldn't handle his "Guatamalaness".
  11. His ego wrote a Czech his brain couldn't cash. (Yeah, yeah I know. I have no pride. If I said I was sorry for the shitty pun I'd be lion.)
  12. Eeyore's Birthday for the win! (It's still free, right?)
  13. He said I swallowed a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizza.
  14. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
  15. Don't forget to bring a towel!
  16. You can't mention Fantasy Island without mentioning Love Boat and speaking of love, does anyone remember Love American Style?
  17. As a former single parent, I can attest that the best closing line in history is: "Take one down, pass it around, ZERO BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!"
  18. For the uninitiated, a heat lamp would dry it out. Sitting on it will mush it a bit, but at least it will still be moist. Pro Tip #234.
  19. It's "Oompa Loompa" and may we assume you didn't see the one at the far left holding the patient's claw?
  20. Make American (Cheese) Grilled Again!
  21. Oh please. Santa Ana had several more than competent generals at hand. A minimal force defended a walled fort and held off the main Mexican Army for almost two weeks. A smarter general would have left a small contingent to contain the Texans inside and merely bypassed San Antonio altogether. But Travis' cannon shot reply to the surrender demand pissed S Ana off mightily and he was not going to let that show of disrespect go unanswered. It took him two weeks to answer it. Make no fucking mistake about it - it took him two weeks.
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