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Rimbo

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  1. His personality is wonderful. And in his Beato interview, Wolf talks about how he plays everything and even writes songs "the way a drummer would," since he started on the drums.
  2. @Sbbruin get in here
  3. Tim: There he is! Lincoln: Where? Tim: There! Lincoln: What? Behind the frog? Tim: It is the frog! Lincoln: You silly sod! Tim: What? Lincoln: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary frog. Lincoln: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered lizard you ever set eyes on! Jayden: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that frog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Makai: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Makai: Oh, yeah? Jayden: You manky SoCal git! Tim: I'm warning you! Jayden: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! Lincoln: Go on, Kamari. Chop his head off! Kamari: Right! Silly little bleeder. One frog stew comin' right up!
  4. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave MANJACK... His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
  5. Officials: "Touchdown, the game is over!" USC: "It's just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU!"
  6. his mother were't a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
  7. fortunately, king arthur did not cause a false start
  8. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou snaggeth the Holy Football. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Football of Antioch towards thy receiver, who, being mighty in My sight, shall snuff out Troy.
  9. KINGOFTHEBRITONSJACK
  10. WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT
  11. oh fuck off, tcu benefitted at least as much as usc has from this shitty officiating
  12. Hungry Jack would've been worse.
  13. MAN JACK 4... is incomplete
  14. so if the football weighs the same as a duck, then it's across the plane?
  15. a tcu win would be funny
  16. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. that might have been DPI.
  17. You're not playing football; you're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together! Where did you get them? What... a horned frog carrying a coconut?
  18. MANJACK what a name Free timeout for TCU.
  19. not that it'll help tcu any with this shitass offense
  20. i'm pretty sure that was a forward pass...
  21. i dunno man hogs are really, really, REALLY big animals... and even when they're dead, they're kinda too stupid to stop charging your ass not any more
  22. YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER JUST BECAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A FOOTBALL AT YOU
  23. now we see the violence inherent in the system help help i'm being repressed
  24. burnt brisket vs cockroaches
  25. might be a flag before the snap there
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