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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. yeah well i spent the last 3 years fucking a big money donor's wife, and all I got outta him were a couple shotgun shells in my arse
  2. I thought of two things immediately upon seeing this. Hawt. "Featuring Bridget Bardot as chchchchchhchchchHypotenuse!"
  3. That was one of the more fun games I attended. We really didn't expect much based on how the season went, but my Dad and I went anyhow. I remember in the 3rd quarter asking him, "You wanna go now, and get ahead of traffic?" "No," he replied, "let's stay for the whole thing!" VERY cathartic, and a great preview of the next 2 years. And all the Arizona fans in attendance chanting "USA! USA! USA!" when the ASU flags went across the end zone in reverse.
  4. i wanna be clear that I am not rooting for houston I am rooting against lsu
  5. officials are right, mizzou QB hurt his brain
  6. look man i know bigass goiters are a tragedy, i don't need to see 'em on my fuckin tv
  7. fuckin' mizzou god dammit virginia play some ball like this shit why you gotta be like this play some god damn ball already
  8. Edit: I am not actually sober, and they're still hideous
  9. team coog because do I need a fucking reason to hate lsu?
  10. dunno' bout that, but Rez with VR is absolutely a cheat code
  11. @immamac you should, just for this week, replace the heart emoji with a cheez-it emoji
  12. but i love you, tor
  13. can I hate Mizzou? is it OK if I do? Because I fucking hate mizzou
  14. lol and an Unsportsmanlike Conduct on Mizzou. How fitting for the original shit-disturbers of CFB.
  15. I am not one of those fuckering dickbutts who will go "SECSECSEC" so go UVa Also I have somehow found myself on a Discord server with a bunch of UVa grads so ... And just fuck Mizzou in general
  16. I'm a card-carrying Sicko :D
  17. the ACC is ass which makes aggy's loss to miami even funnier
  18. So. 20 years ago. Yep. RIP Keith Jackson
  19. GO BUZZARDS YEAAAAAARGH
  20. Seriously when was the last time the announcers to a game actually added anything positive to the experience for any football game ever? I'll hang up and listen
  21. Does your TV not have a mute button? Pretty sure those have been standard on TVs since the 1990s
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