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Rimbo

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  1. How would you know? It's not like we had a Spring Game or anything where we could check.
  2. But seriously, what you missed is: We hired a recovering alcoholic to be our head football coach, hoping that he would meet his potential if he stayed sober, and knowing the absolute shitshow that would happen if he didn't. Sometime before this calendar year, he fell off the wagon, and we have yet to hear the entirety of the shitshow that has followed. The only reason we have 8 wins and not fewer this year (so far) is because we have high end talent, a pretty great staff of assistant coaches, and a great support staff and athletic department that have tried to keep boat afloat. We have won this year in spite of our talented head coach, not because of him.
  3. Gee. Imagine if the coach had actually been around to design a scheme around the QB's strengths and weaknesses, had run a scrimmage to identify issues to correct, and had basically done anything to coach up his young talented QB before and during the season. I wonder how our QB would have looked if any of that had happened.
  4. we've figured a lot of things out while you were away
  5. From the sounds of things, GT might give Gideon back to us.
  6. It's almost as if he hadn't been doing his job for several months or something because of off-field distractions! But yes, a mystery, as you say.
  7. He deserves better, yeah.
  8. It's not entirely up to you whether you stay here or not now, Sark. I mean, it was up to you. You had to stay sober. You didn't. You fucked up. Mosley has been money today.
  9. he has a face for radio and a voice for silent film
  10. We don't deserve Wisner.
  11. Pete Thamel sounds like every bit the dweeb loser he is.
  12. team needs to listen to you
  13. TO INFINITY AND SO ON AND SO FORTH god dammit defense get your asses in gear
  14. it's ok aggy and sooner won
  15. against a 2-8(0-6) team that is on their second coach of the season, at home sark still looks hung over and I don't want to hear anyone say anything nice about him until he gets his bronze chip
  16. i'd hire him at texas tho
  17. my wife is scarier than you are i'm fine
  18. let's all pour one out for sramblyn... we hardly knew ye
  19. look... kinks that you do on your own time? that's one thing kinks that keep you from doing the job you were hired 8 figures to do? that's something else
  20. naw she can't kill me, she knows me, there's professionalism to consider here
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