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Rimbo

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  1. Fresno State's coach looks like Terry Crews.
  2. False start on the PAT for Mizzou. Can these teams do ANYTHING right? 🤣
  3. I have all these games on but keep watching OU-Mizzou
  4. TD Smurfs! TD Mizzou! Now 9-9, with the PAT Mizzou will go up 10-9.
  5. 2 channels showing Texas-Florida highlights at once and I've got a chubby now.
  6. Touchdown Frogs. The massacre continues in Fort Worth.
  7. OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable. These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert. It's pretty awful.
  8. all you bitches whining about Ewers need to watch Milroe try to pass
  9. what a great day for football it is
  10. War crimes against okies continue in Ft. Worth. 31-6 AND THE TIGERS FUMBLE, BAMA BALL
  11. And stuffed by LSU. Damn! We gotta game.
  12. fixed that for you Nevada tied it up with the smurfs!
  13. Lol wtf was that. awful snap and milroe tries to hand it off
  14. Milroe movin the ball on coon aggy
  15. that and whatever the fuck TCU is wearing for uniforms
  16. the only thing grosser than this wanking discussion is ou
  17. it has a strict "no blacklights" rule
  18. no, it's ahhhhh... in the other room where i keep the tissues
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