Rimbo

2 channels showing Texas-Florida highlights at once and I've got a chubby now.

Touchdown Frogs. The massacre continues in Fort Worth.

OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable. These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert. It's pretty awful.

all you bitches whining about Ewers need to watch Milroe try to pass

what a great day for football it is

War crimes against okies continue in Ft. Worth. 31-6 AND THE TIGERS FUMBLE, BAMA BALL

And stuffed by LSU. Damn! We gotta game.

fixed that for you Nevada tied it up with the smurfs!

Lol wtf was that. awful snap and milroe tries to hand it off

Milroe movin the ball on coon aggy

that and whatever the fuck TCU is wearing for uniforms

the only thing grosser than this wanking discussion is ou

it has a strict "no blacklights" rule

no, it's ahhhhh... in the other room where i keep the tissues

sweeeeeeet

Is that even being televised?

6 games, Surly, and a bit of Scotch. The perfect Saturday evening.

Bond being healthy.

Yeah. I root for Florida a lot because it's a good school with good fans who have their own pride and aren't just about hating others.

and still, some of us will complain

oh em gee GT got a first down... with a pass.