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  1. Rimbo
    I love how they quote the "hasn't scored a point in 100 years" just before they miss an easy chip shot FG
  2. Rimbo
    We're winning by 14 and half this thread is melting down.
  3. Rimbo
    The Edge rushers were great, but the interior DL had a couple of jabronis. LB was ALL jabronis. But yeah, that '05 secondary.. you had what, 6? 7? NFL starters on it. Insane.
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    Love that TD with Gunnar Helm. Yet again, a perfect play call. Ewers knows the call, sees the defense acting like they're gonna blitz, immediately fires to Helm who might've been covered if guys hadn't been crowding the line. But seriously, Florida, do you not know that everyone on our team can catch? Why would you leave anyone uncovered like that? FIRE NAPIER ...sorry. if Florida was playing anyone else I'd be rooting for them. I still kinda am. @Gatorubet and most Florida fans are too nice to deserve this shitty of a coach.
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    Counterpoint:
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    I'm so glad we no longer have that stupid SWC-era rule where you can't advance a fumble.
  7. Rimbo
    I dunno, give our DBs credit here. (So far)
  8. Rimbo
    no, it's still sore after being reamed by your mom's dick
  9. Rimbo
    And a guy who knows how to scheme 'em into place.
  10. Rimbo
    I wanna see the All-22 on that Golden touchdown. How did those 2 Florida DBs not cover him? Oh here we go, interesting breakdown after the commercial break.
  11. Rimbo
    see Iowa's mistake was scoring too much and giving UCLA the ball back too often
  12. Rimbo
    pretty good night for the University of California system
  13. Rimbo
    Don't know why but "Now that you've got chicken on your mind what's the play call for UCLA here?" just slew me a very fucking good one, after all
  14. Rimbo
    Meanwhile: IT'S A MIRACLE CAL HAS WON AN ACC GAME
  15. Rimbo
    The real fun was at TMEA, all-state orchestra. There wasn't a lot of time in-between rehearsals, but in that time... we had fun.
  16. Rimbo
    TD Cal with a minute ten left. Let's see how they choke the game away THIS time!
  17. Rimbo
    OMG A FUCKIN INT CAL MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN AN ACC GAME HOLY FUCK
  18. Rimbo
    hahahahahahahhaha omg Cal is gonna choke this away, aren't they? Still looking for their first EVER ACC win
  19. Rimbo
    I went to the national Latin convention, where I met a chick from Latrobe, PA. Who of course had to introduce me to Rolling Rock Ponies. Wonder what happened to that chick. She was mostly hooking up with another guy I befriended there, but then she and I ended up as pen pals, he dropped off the face of the earth. She was basically exactly what you'd expect of a Western PA white chick. Come to think of it I also hooked up with a Western PA white chick at Texas, my first girlfriend outside of high school. Erin, you suck! I hope you die of face AIDS. Good God Cal's run game is awful. For the love of the Castro District, throw the fuckin' ball
  20. Rimbo
    My Latin teacher was a punster. Which I took as a challenge. We were doing the future perfect tense of "amo" when I finally got her with: "Amavero your point."
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  22. Rimbo
    That's why they're the Asstecs, man.
  23. Rimbo
    Also: Not too drunk to type Latin.... Cal's secondary is ass.
  24. Rimbo
    Mansplaining: on Bitch, I write in multiple languages with flawless grammar better when I'm drunk. Mansplaining: off You continue to be wrong.
  25. Rimbo
    no you are both wrong it is a shit uniform with shit colors I'm too drunk to tell if this is a non sequitur or not and I don't care I like what I like...

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