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  1. Rimbo
    REALLY big fan.
  2. Rimbo
    I'm not gay, but I'm a huge fan of Cocks right now.
  3. Rimbo
    Just like it was here.
  4. Rimbo
    You know what Too Many Cooks reminded me of? Stay Tuned. 1992 movie starring John Ritter where he sits around watching TV all day, eventually gets hooked up to Hell's very own cable TV service. The only truly memorable thing about the movie are all the great satanic mock-ups of old TV shows, and one amazing 4th-wall-breaking scene when Ritter's character finds himself inside another of Ritter's shows. You KNOW the one. He looks at the camera, screams, and immediately his the button on his magic TV clicker.
  5. Rimbo
    that is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life
  6. Rimbo
    Also worth adding the neat thing was that there was exactly one of each, no more, no less. Absolutely have had days with more than 4 meetings, including all 4 services. Just never EXACTLY one of each.
  7. Rimbo
    more than my usual zero i mean we had a consulting group inspire me to ask our CTO (another longhorn, great guy btw) "please tell me we didn't pay these guys very much" and I had the distinct pleasure of reading my CEO tell some asshole vendor that he sucked at his job yesterday, Doctor appointment, please buy a blood pressure monitor and send me the results, go see orthopedist about your hand Monday and Tuesday this week, audit; meeting starts a 6AM sharp my time and lasts all day anyway good week
  8. Rimbo
    I hit the quadfecta today! 1 Google meet video meeting 1 slack Hangout video meeting 1 zoom video meeting 1 teams video meeting
  9. Rimbo
    The plural of MILF should be milves.
  10. Rimbo
    I'm glad I got that joke. Also: Would also snap half the universe for Aubrey Plaza
  11. Rimbo
    This is the opposite of how I felt after The Acolyte.
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    312 total yards, 3 points, and gave up a safety that's ass
  14. Rimbo
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OVERTURNED still only 9-3, but shsu ball, and i am denied my 7 turnover prediction, unless something very very very funny happens in victory formation
  15. Rimbo
    whoops, nevermind, texas state still can't play defense after all
  16. Rimbo
    i mean it's a turnover on downs even if it's not a fumble so
  17. Rimbo
    I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU THERE'D BE 7 TURNOVERS BY THE END! MOTHERFUCKIN' YEAH! 15-3 SOME WHOSTON oh, NOW texas state is gonna try and play defense?
  18. Rimbo
    ok 4th and ballgame for the LaTech whatevertheyares. not worth looking up their mascot
  19. Rimbo
    not any more
  20. Rimbo
    great play! too bad it's coming back for a penalty. I haven't seen anything this pointless and stupid since the last few episodes of The Acolyte. But this is a lot funnier than that was.
  21. Rimbo
    The only end zone latech has found tonight has been their own. it's fuckin' glorious
  22. Rimbo
    LaTech would be running away with this game if they would just stop coughing up the ball. and getting injured now, too
  23. Rimbo
    oh that's even better. Not only have there been 6 turnovers in this smegma-filled game, but there have been 0 points scored off of turnovers. largely because each team coughs up the ball just as they're about to score, making the TOs about as good as a really deep punt
  24. Rimbo
    Yeah, tear that page out of the playbook whew!
  25. Rimbo
    oh GO FOR IT YOU COWARDS nope they punt... and almost turnover #7 on the return there will be 7 turnovers by the end of this game. at least

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