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not any more

great play! too bad it's coming back for a penalty. I haven't seen anything this pointless and stupid since the last few episodes of The Acolyte. But this is a lot funnier than that was.

The only end zone latech has found tonight has been their own. it's fuckin' glorious

LaTech would be running away with this game if they would just stop coughing up the ball. and getting injured now, too

oh that's even better. Not only have there been 6 turnovers in this smegma-filled game, but there have been 0 points scored off of turnovers. largely because each team coughs up the ball just as they're about to score, making the TOs about as good as a really deep punt

Yeah, tear that page out of the playbook whew!

oh GO FOR IT YOU COWARDS nope they punt... and almost turnover #7 on the return there will be 7 turnovers by the end of this game. at least

turnovers that is

6

tuesday games suck, but still better than having to watch this particular world series oh yeah I think that MIGHT be a facemask call

5 turnovers in LaTech/SHSU... so far

ok that latech qb double might very well be the worst lamest fumble I've ever seen in my life it's the sort of thing you joke about, not something you expect to actually happen

that guy in the ul/tsu game dead? I have it muted so I can't tell ooooof neck injury shiiiiiit fuuuuck

well if you ask a silly question, you're gonna get a silly answer

A field goal and a safety, more accurately

I don't like their odds tonight, but same. Fuck both these Louisiana teams, in fact.

"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!"

he understood the assignment

And we won, mind you. To a team that beat Alabama, who beat Georgia, who beat us. The Circle of Suck is now complete.

and yet I'm surprised either i got smarter or y'all got dumber, and I wouldn't bet money on the former

man there really are a lot of stupid takes on this thread

OK, observations I made during the game. GOOD We won. Yay Ewers did some good things I didn't see the past two weeks Stepped up in the pocket once when he should've One really accurate throw to Helm Converted 3rd and 20 (fucking holding) 13 yard completion to Wingo on 2nd and 23 (fucking holding) We avoided 3rd and long mostly (fucking holding) and converted 3rd downs! Wisner no longer looked like a 4th string RB like he did last week and Blue did not fumble Our defense played great yet again The first tip for an int motherfuckin' Taafe! motherfuckin' Lefau! Special teams answered the bell all game long BAD The list of things Ewers did well under "GOOD" above were not indicative of most of his day; still slow and indecisive By the 4th quarter, 2 TOs for them resulted in 14 points; 2 TOs for us resulted in 0. (Yes we added a measly FG off a TO in the 4th) Defense (after playing great all day) on Vanderbilt's 2 minute drill was giving up too much too often. UGLY Penalties killing us yet again. Awful. The second-worst sacking D in the SEC got sacks and pressure all day. Something is terribly wrong there. Broadcasters showing stupid statistics like "record against Top 5 teams" and making dumb comments like "pass targeted #19" when it was clearly Wingo, #5. Ugly would've been a much longer list if we'd lost. We have to win to continue to control our own destiny. That's a really good Vanderbilt team, there, and we successfully closed the Circle of Suck with Georgia and Alabama with the win.