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Rimbo

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  1. oh yeah, because David Beckhams just grow on trees and everything, I've got a David Beckham tree in my back yard right now... I'll just go pick a couple David Beckhams off it right now to have with my tacos
  2. A 6'5", 305-pound, standout SOCCER player? What position did he even play? I'm gonna guess goalie... how do you even kick a ball around a guy that size?
  3. Whiny and not useful. Not useful. OK that's more useful. I'm looking for the nerd "what is happening" not the CR BS "what is happening." Anyway... So basically you've set up a proxy/cache of X so that when people load tweets, it comes from your servers instead of theirs, so that X's shitty performance doesn't impact Surly's. Right?
  4. explain what's goin on here
  5. Not really common knowledge, but it is now.
  6. 1. I was born 2. I spent to much time arguing with dipshits on message boards 3. I died
  7. who's the lady between Martin Short and Greg Davis?
  8. Did NOT expect The Official Stardew Valley Cookbook to have top-notch recipes that I could make with my 11-year-old, but here we are. (Recipe for poppyseed muffins makes 12, not 11. One was consumed for quality assurance purposes.)
  9. This thread, and your post especially, remind me of Kevin Smith's story of having to let Jason Mewes hit rock bottom. Every time Mewes would fall off the wagon he'd go to Smith's house, who would let him in, clean him up, etc. But finally he learned he couldn't do that. He couldn't be Mewes' safety net. So Mewes came by, and Smith went out and... told him he couldn't come in, like he had all those times before. Hardest thing Smith ever did. Mewes sobered up.
  10. I figured as much. Gauge seems to be the thing that mostly matters. Funny story. I remember when D'Addario went out and tried to make strings for bowed instruments -- violin, viola, cello, etc and I got my hands on a set for the cello. They were terrible. Squeaky, thin, twangy... they made the cheap shit "Super Sensitive" cello strings that rank beginners bought seem quality by comparison. But then, a set of strings for my cello now sets me back as much as the whole guitar did. Makes a huge difference there.
  11. Well, after almost a year of playing my Pacifica nearly every day, the strings that shipped with it are showing signs of wear. What's a good set of strings for a cheap Super Strat copy that sound good with high gain?
  12. NSIAP fantastic write up on WHY Elon did the Nazi salute
  13. I mean... But we're talking about Hans here. Also, I don't think Elsa swings that way.
  14. It goes without saying that we'd be interested in ND's entire starting interior OL transferring here. What I want to know is... WHY is Domer's entire interior starting OL in the portal?
  15. Oh. See, it wasn't clear that (1) this was a Costco, not e.g. a Home Depot, and (2) this was a return line, and (3) what kind of plant it was. but what if the sex offender is a cop? oh, right, they won't be convicted
  16. also, and this is important, she wasn't wearing pants at the time
  17. I may watch it, but only because I'm a massive Michelle Yeoh simp.
  18. If you don't get the joke, either, you could just say so. You don't have to pretend you do get it. It's not like we can think any less of you as it is.
  19. It's just some guy at a Home Depot with a shopping cart with a plant in it. What's the punchline here?
  20. What the fuck actually WAS Hans' problem? Sure, he wasn't going to amount to anything if he did nothing, but being a smarmy, manipulative little dickhead cost him everything. If he'd simply been there for Anna, he would've come out way ahead. But NOOOOOOO he had to get greedy. Seriously Anna was the hotter sister (figuratively AND literally) and you still get to live in the palace and nail her on the reg... I'm trying to figure out the downside for Hans of just Not Being a Manipulative Fuck.
  21. Honest! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!
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