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Rimbo

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  1. time's sure fun when you're having flies fun sure flies when you're doin time
  2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.
  3. be honest, here; your head coach's offensive system, going all the way back to his time in GB, makes passing unnecessarily difficult for the QB.
  4. some great lines on Reddit > Texas fears no one. Oklahoma fears the end zone. > This was like watching a UFC fighter beat up a guy in a wheelchair. >> With the wheel lock on. > Hawkins threw the ball out of bounds good as fuck >> In fairness, out of bounds is our best healthy receiver. > Seth Littrell: "Okay one Red River Shutout, just like you asked for boss." > Brent Venables: "No, no...Shootout! Red River Shootout, you idiot!" > OU has never won a Red River Shootout in the SEC >> They came close that once. They even led 3 nothing. > If you are a 3 year old oklahoma fan, you live in a world where you have a 33% chance to score a touchdown against Texas >> You also wonder why mommy and daddy are yelling so much > Texas is legit and we suck that is all
  5. Texas' offense has faced two elite defenses, and has scored no fewer than 31 points in any of the past 6 games. Texas' defense has only given up 3 touchdowns in 6 games. Total.
  6. yes yes it is please call a doctor if your erection lasts beyond the 4th quarter
  7. go tre go tre GO TRE GOOOOOOOO FUCKIN TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! oh yeah this is why I do this
  8. Man, I'm fuckin' shaking. I always get nervous and strung out about these games ALWAYS and I won't feel better until we're up by 300 or the game is over. WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS EVERY WEEKEND? ARRRRRRGH
  9. I remember so many of these games, like last year's, where OU seemed to get every break, every ball bouncing their way. 'Bout time to see it go our way, and it's all because of Bolden's hustle, not merely luck -- a playmaker making a play.
  10. BEAUTIFUL blitz beater there! AND IT'S THE UGLIEST FUCKING TOUCHDOWN BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL TO ME
  11. It doesn't matter if they know if they can't stop it.
  12. Helm is my hero. Amazing. Ewers still doesn't look like himself, but at least he's got one okay downfield completion and we were able to get first downs and a score on that drive.
  13. Yeah. OU is not playing well. Quinn was just awful that 1st quarter. Now that we've actually gotten a few first downs and he's had one good downfield completion, maybe he'll get his act in gear. It's not 100% fair for me to criticize; I don't know what it's like on that field, but I know Ewers is better than this. OMG AIR GUNNAR
  14. We've seen OU's best, and they've seen our worst, and we're only down 3-0. Can we not be "worst" any more, team? Please? Thanks.
  15. Whenever a good team plays a better team and the good team is fired up, the good team can always make it look close or scary for a half of play. Then in the second half, the better team runs away with it. That's more or less what I expect to have happen here, assuming Ewers' shitty play doesn't bury us in too deep of a hole.
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