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Rimbo

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  1. Older pets, both dogs and cats, rule. Yeah, pups and kittens are super fun (and messy), and that initial bonding with em is great. But a decade later, when you're both well bonded to each other and it's all about that snuggle time... mmmmmmmm yeah, that's the good shit right there. We gotta pair of 14 year old cats and one of them just has to be in your lap at all times. And that's it... you're not going anywhere until she lets you, hours later.
  2. 3, 2, 1
  3. they aren't wrong about the targeting no call tho meanwhile i counted at least two facemasks by Michigan on us that weren't called the refs called a lot, but they could've called more
  4. And being smart, he sat down, rather than try to run it back. Game over man! Suck it dry, buckeyes
  5. ok that was not a run but i'll take it
  6. Why twice? They'll get a first down if they run it once.
  7. that's some helobious-level bullshit
  8. where's that gif of muschamp screaming "Run the #@*( ball!" at Mack or whoever
  9. Texas Tech skullfucked a Cal team featuring Aaron Rodgers, JJ Arrington, and a young freshman named Marshawn Lynch. It wasn't even one of Tech's better teams. I was thinking the same thing. :)
  10. oh wait wrong Ryan nevermind
  11. His personality is wonderful. And in his Beato interview, Wolf talks about how he plays everything and even writes songs "the way a drummer would," since he started on the drums.
  12. @Sbbruin get in here
  13. Tim: There he is! Lincoln: Where? Tim: There! Lincoln: What? Behind the frog? Tim: It is the frog! Lincoln: You silly sod! Tim: What? Lincoln: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary frog. Lincoln: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered lizard you ever set eyes on! Jayden: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that frog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Makai: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Makai: Oh, yeah? Jayden: You manky SoCal git! Tim: I'm warning you! Jayden: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! Lincoln: Go on, Kamari. Chop his head off! Kamari: Right! Silly little bleeder. One frog stew comin' right up!
  14. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave MANJACK... His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
  15. Officials: "Touchdown, the game is over!" USC: "It's just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU!"
  16. his mother were't a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
  17. fortunately, king arthur did not cause a false start
  18. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou snaggeth the Holy Football. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Football of Antioch towards thy receiver, who, being mighty in My sight, shall snuff out Troy.
  19. KINGOFTHEBRITONSJACK
  20. WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT
  21. oh fuck off, tcu benefitted at least as much as usc has from this shitty officiating
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