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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. You're not playing football; you're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together! Where did you get them? What... a horned frog carrying a coconut?
  2. MANJACK what a name Free timeout for TCU.
  3. not that it'll help tcu any with this shitass offense
  4. i'm pretty sure that was a forward pass...
  5. i dunno man hogs are really, really, REALLY big animals... and even when they're dead, they're kinda too stupid to stop charging your ass not any more
  6. YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER JUST BECAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A FOOTBALL AT YOU
  7. now we see the violence inherent in the system help help i'm being repressed
  8. burnt brisket vs cockroaches
  9. might be a flag before the snap there
  10. there is no d in "volunteer"
  11. they're bad at defense, too
  12. Now all we need is for Tennessee to play some actual fucking defense. ...Yeah I don't think so, either. i'm still mad at illinois for foisting mackovic on us
  13. eat a dick bret bielema
  14. if you have something more intelligent to contribute, do it this ain't it
  15. That's because the expectations were stupid. We had a LOT of bodies on the OL who had barely taken snaps, and whose evaluation in the off-season had basically been skipped. No OL shows up blocking great on day one; no offense does well without an OL. See also: 2007.
  16. yeah well i spent the last 3 years fucking a big money donor's wife, and all I got outta him were a couple shotgun shells in my arse
  17. I thought of two things immediately upon seeing this. Hawt. "Featuring Bridget Bardot as chchchchchhchchchHypotenuse!"
  18. That was one of the more fun games I attended. We really didn't expect much based on how the season went, but my Dad and I went anyhow. I remember in the 3rd quarter asking him, "You wanna go now, and get ahead of traffic?" "No," he replied, "let's stay for the whole thing!" VERY cathartic, and a great preview of the next 2 years. And all the Arizona fans in attendance chanting "USA! USA! USA!" when the ASU flags went across the end zone in reverse.
  19. i wanna be clear that I am not rooting for houston I am rooting against lsu
  20. officials are right, mizzou QB hurt his brain
  21. look man i know bigass goiters are a tragedy, i don't need to see 'em on my fuckin tv
  22. fuckin' mizzou god dammit virginia play some ball like this shit why you gotta be like this play some god damn ball already
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