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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. Meanwhile, 1 week ago...
  2. if that's a man, it's a very ugly man.
  3. I counted at least 6 possible picks. Give him the Heisman.
  4. Hey! His throws to our DBs were fantastic. Definitely Heisman-worthy.
  5. my god, just look at those sooners. the men. the women. they just look... so ... OU.
  6. I still think he's the Heisman favorite. I loved the way Mateer played today. I'd like to see him play like that more! Give him ALL the trophies for that kind of game!
  7. Hey, good job yourself! I saw that score. Hook 'em, Pitt.
  8. Rimbo replied to Slacks's topic in Football
    Fuck the haters. OU sucks. Hook 'em.
  9. And I call you a little bitch because you sound and act like a little bitch. Bitches call non-aggys "aggy." And you apparently know more about sucking dick than you do about foootball. Anyhow! I have enjoyed our little spat.
  10. Me? Mad? After beating OU by 3 scores? LOL. I told y'all dumb motherfuckers that this team was a work in progress. We're still a work in progress, but we've been playing better every single week. All you whiny whiners whining like excellence is something that doesn't take time and effort to build, when you're rebuilding your entire offense almost from scratch, is REALLY FUCKING STUPID, and you deserve to be called out on it. Suck. My. Dick. You called me an aggy for crissakes. So you get to suck my dick. Choke it down, bitch.
  11. You, and everyone who liked your post, can officially suck my dick. Get on your knees, grab a pad or a towel if you need one, and get to work. No teeth, motherfucker. And swallow the WHOLE thing.
  12. What I really need is for some smart fucking metal band to do a cover of "The Chauffeur." I mean, if you're gonna do a metal cover of a Duran Duran song, do something legitimately creepy. "Friends of Mine" would also work, but if you're gonna do Duran Duran, do the song all Duranies know is their actual best song. In other news, Testament's new album is out today, and while they will forever be in my mind "what Metallica would be if they never expanded beyond thrash" they, like Judas Priest, only seem to get better with age.
  13. if I had a nickel for every time someone stole a vehicle from Christopher Loyd's character to drive it unbelievably fast in order to travel back in time to save the present in a 1980s sci fi movie series, then I'd have two nickels which is not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
  14. Rimbo replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    I'm just joking. But you and I both know the demographics do really heavily lean male...
  15. Rimbo replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    Hey! Cut that out. I've seen women at Rush shows! And before you ask, yes, they were in the audience. Now, I haven't seen any STRAIGHT women at Rush shows ...
  16. Rimbo replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    If you stopped listening to Rush after Moving Pictures, you missed out on some amazing stuff. Especially Counterparts, Vapor Trails (the remix, not the original), and Clockwork Angels.
  17. Rimbo replied to Rip76's topic in Music
    The reaction so far seems to be... overwhelmingly positive.
  18. Fun Fact: At this point in the NFL season, Jamar Chase has more Solo Tackles than Micah Parsons.
  19. my god... i thought I'd give the board time to take a breath, but it seems I didn't take a long enough break both the positive pollyannas and the negative nancies in here are being idiots what did y'all fucking expect when we were replacing nearly our entire offensive starters this year? You actually thought we'd IMPROVE when we tossed our entire 2024 offense off into the NFL? to say nothing of our defense; I was watching the Broncos against the Eagles today and saw both Mukuba AND Barron making amazing plays. And Collins nearly single handedly won the game for the 49ers The negativity about the coaching staff is dumb, positivity about the TEAM is dumb. The goal this year is week to week improvement, to make a run next year, when we bring back EVERYBODY. fuck ou, I hope we beat em by 70, but I wouldn't bet on it
  20. the chick in the beggin' strips ad can get it
  21. lol go home, you're drunk. and stupid. and probably also blind
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