Rimbo

I'm a quitter, mostly

still middle aged white guy

that looks thoroughly domestic it literally could not be more middle aged white guy

I wouldn't think the alcohol would've made it any better. Adding a depressant after watching a depressing team? Hard pass.

Last year, I forgot to wear my Sam Ehlinger jersey once. For one game. Guess which game it was? Texas-OU, the one regular-season game we lost. I explained this to my wife while I picked it up to put it on this morning. "COINCIDENCE!" she barked at me. "What, are you meaning to tell me that what I choose to wear has no impact on the actions of 44-odd men on a field in a stadium a thousand miles away from here?" Been with her nearly 30 years and she still knows nothing about football.

i knew none of that, I just knew shit was about to get real

just spat my particular drop of spittle into the ocean of votes today

So we're building an Accessory Dwelling Unit where our garage used to be. This unit is actually getting its own address number, two stories, 4 bedrooms. So our single-family property is now a multi-family property. I called up the insurance company (USAA) and started asking, and I was informed of the following: Because we are going from one family to three, we would no longer fit the contract for a homeowner policy, and would switch to a "rental policy, owner-occupied." And it turns out that USAA's contracts for such things do not cover theft. And there's no way to add a rider or anything to cover that, at least through USAA. So now I'm trying to figure out what to do. Ditch USAA for homeowners' coverage entirely and find someone else. Go ahead and buy it and just risk that we don't get robbed. Buy USAA, and find another separate theft-only policy (does this even exist?) Is there another option? Note: In California, so regs for that state apply. Tips? Advice?

On that note, the contractor doing work on our place had hens, but now that he's also doing work on his place, gave them away, including two in our backyard. We now have a huge pot of chicken broth and one very upset chicken looking through the back window wondering why her buddy never came back outside. In SoCal, there's a few flocks of wild parrots. Same root cause. My Dad's dyslexic, so he's been trying to make speech to text work since the 1990s. Once in a while, I'll get a text from him and you'll see a common speech to text typo. But it really helps him out.

why do i never get cool dreams like this

From the home office, where Scout is attempting to find the evidence of OU not sucking... FIGHT!!!

Wrong signal.

Aww yiss, shit's getting REAL now!

SF's defense got a stop! It's a miracle!

I've dreamed of this day for decades. The day when paying players was made legal, and Texas could run wild.

yep

I don't know if I could binge it. The episodes are long. Also, I enjoy sitting through the recaps, credits, etc. Kinda gets me in the mood.

good old mr "it wasn't in the game plan" himself

No, no, no, he's right. You have to realize that anyone who does "horns down" is so obsessed with us that that hate us more than they like themselves Also horns down is what a bull does right before he charges your ass

I'm enjoying it. The 4th episode wasn't as good as the first three, but still good.

ou used to suck. still do, but they used to, too

thank you for your sacrifice

ou sucks

No no no. The SEC is glad we're in it. WE do not give a fuck. Big XII, B1G, ACC, SEC, WAC, Independent, C-USA... it don't make a shit what conference we're in.

No.