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Rimbo

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  1. https://theonion.com/florida-gators-climb-ladder-with-scissors-to-circumcise-dick-vitale/ Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale Published: April 7, 2025 SAN ANTONIO—Capping off their rousing victory in the finals with a beloved NCAA basketball tradition, the Florida Gators climbed a ladder on the Alamodome court Monday night and used a pair of scissors to circumcise veteran broadcaster Dick Vitale. “Unbelievable, folks, Walton Clayton Jr. is now heading up the rungs for a keepsake from this historic night—mazel tov!” said Vitale, who pointed out the tears streaming down players’ faces as they took turns removing a four-inch section of skin from his penis in the Jewish ceremony of Brit Milah. “Now Denzel Aberdeen is holding up the foreskin for the whole arena to see. This crowd’s going wild, and I’ve entered into a covenant with God! That’s what March Madness is all about, baby!” At press time, reports confirmed a visibly wincing Vitale had been carried into the locker room for a seudat mitzvah meal and exchanging of gifts.
  2. Yes. But fuck the Big XII even more.
  3. that's the second best thing about tonight
  4. This graph looks like the alternate universe twin of Duke v Houston
  5. @gatormarc@Gatorubet
  6. you spoke too damn soon -- back-to-back 3's
  7. Defense wins championships, I guess?
  8. ok, now make a shot like that when the game is actually on
  9. TIL UH's mascot isn't actually a large cat.
  10. Those were the days. And then we got a catalog from something called Mellow Mail. Man, that filled the spank bank for years, until our deeply religious housekeeper spotted it and trashed it. 😡 But. Again. Off topic.
  11. I didn't grow up even remotely poor, so I can tell ya EVERYBODY did that. ... but not that, though.
  12. My son's '07 truck has manual window cranks. But then, he's Z, not a millennial.
  13. fuckin Applebee's is #3? I mean, I can microwave TV dinners at home!
  14. decisions, decisions...
  15. gonna need to resubscribe to d+... anyone know of any good deals out there?
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