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Rimbo

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  1. Well, this is why they all want us. They need us to carry their conferences for 'em. Can't do it without us.
  2. stds will do that to ya
  3. fuck 'em
  4. and fuck Notre Dame, too
  5. i'm assuming this is sarcasm and a reference to somethin i missed
  6. it's a shame they can't both lose
  7. I think ND is about to increase that lead. Bwhahahahahahah FUCK WHAT AM I SAYING
  8. No, I do that on purpose while sober. My hatred fuels deliberate disgust. Also, I'm tired of the "Notre Lame" joke I've been using since the 1990s. It's gone stale. Time to disrespect them in another insipid fashion.
  9. someone portal tamper with that ND kicker
  10. yeah fuck the SEC too, but is that plus my hate of kirby and georg enough to trump my hate of noter daem?
  11. Naw. NOBODY beats us 3 times in a season. And each time we play them, they do worse. it don't make a shit
  12. also the aggy thread
  13. We're still in it, bitch They have merely been speed bumps on the way
  14. This is neither the poker thread nor the shart thread, so whatever you're talking about needs to go into one of those threads. Thanks
  15. it don't make a shit nobody can stop us
  16. I'm trying to decide which of these teams I like less. I mean, ordinarily, no contest -- Whoever Plays Notre Dame is my second-favorite team. Counterpoint: Fuck Georgia AND fuck Kirby Smart.
  17. I gotta work tomorrow. Besides, it don't make a shit who wins. We're gonna beat Ohio State in 9 days. Then we'll head back to Atlanta and beat up whichever loser emerges from the Orange Bowl. fuck everyone but us
  18. Seriously. Y'all are some bitches. We're going to finish the job Michigan started and end Ryan Day's career in 9 days. That's how badly we're going to fuck them. We're gonna beat them so bad, Ike Turner will think it's overkill. The NCAA will investigate the results afterwards to see if the beatdown we're about to deliver is even legal, and then try to come up with ways to make it illegal. We're going to inspire the CFB Mercy Rule. still too fuckin' soon
  19. I mean... or his two throws on that first drive. Or the 4th and 13 conversion in 1OT. There's a wonderful book I read decades ago with a great quote in it. In the context of the book, the son had unmoored their skiff before they had gotten into it, leading to him needing to jump into it from the docks, yell at his dad for the oars, and then get it back from there so they could make it back to their ship -- high-fives all around! They were so happy to have saved the day that they forgot the dumb things they'd done to get into that position in the first place. "If you do lots of stupid things, you get to be a hero." I feel this describes our offense's play to a T.
  20. Ohio State can eat shit and die in a fire. Fuck the Buckeyes. Hook 'em.
  21. same
  22. good God y'all my blood pressure still hasn't recovered
  23. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I fuckin' love our coach
  24. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I don't think Sark's comments @ 7:00 here were intended as a direct shot at Mack... but I can't say that they weren't, either.
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