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Rimbo

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  1. I gotta work tomorrow. Besides, it don't make a shit who wins. We're gonna beat Ohio State in 9 days. Then we'll head back to Atlanta and beat up whichever loser emerges from the Orange Bowl. fuck everyone but us
  2. Seriously. Y'all are some bitches. We're going to finish the job Michigan started and end Ryan Day's career in 9 days. That's how badly we're going to fuck them. We're gonna beat them so bad, Ike Turner will think it's overkill. The NCAA will investigate the results afterwards to see if the beatdown we're about to deliver is even legal, and then try to come up with ways to make it illegal. We're going to inspire the CFB Mercy Rule. still too fuckin' soon
  3. I mean... or his two throws on that first drive. Or the 4th and 13 conversion in 1OT. There's a wonderful book I read decades ago with a great quote in it. In the context of the book, the son had unmoored their skiff before they had gotten into it, leading to him needing to jump into it from the docks, yell at his dad for the oars, and then get it back from there so they could make it back to their ship -- high-fives all around! They were so happy to have saved the day that they forgot the dumb things they'd done to get into that position in the first place. "If you do lots of stupid things, you get to be a hero." I feel this describes our offense's play to a T.
  4. Ohio State can eat shit and die in a fire. Fuck the Buckeyes. Hook 'em.
  5. same
  6. good God y'all my blood pressure still hasn't recovered
  7. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I fuckin' love our coach
  8. https://watch.longhornnetwork.com/video/737044 I don't think Sark's comments @ 7:00 here were intended as a direct shot at Mack... but I can't say that they weren't, either.
  9. no, no, msu wasn't even blow eligible this year
  10. so... probably too late to Greenspoint
  11. i'm not familiar with the greenspoint reference, so is this a good time for it?
  12. boise state's football team is as bad as their cheerleaders
  13. pedo state is just toying with the boncos
  14. Another dumb penalty. Same guy.
  15. truer spokes were never worded
  16. And the Boncos go 3 and out.
  17. I mean, both ends are the best of a bad bunch by being average-ish. #2 looks semi-OK if you're drunk enough and avoid being stabbed when you ditch her later. #4 is a hippo. #3 is... I'm sure she has a wonderful personality.
  18. Great God. #3 has a mullet. And I thought my son's options in Merced were bad. I mean... they are bad there, too. But this is just gross
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