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Rimbo

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  1. You should only rinse if you don't want arsenic poisoning. Also, US-grown rice, and white rice, have lower arsenic levels than others.
  2. i knew it was one of them stans
  3. OHHHHHHH oops. Yeah, it was OL Stan Thomas who was the big mouth. Richard had some comments too (mostly replying to Miami) but it was Thomas who really fired em up. I stand corrected
  4. DB, but yes. After the disastrous Cotton Bowl loss to them, Miami players suggested that their team MVP should be Stanley Richard for mouthing off.
  5. He's working to earn the Stanley Richard Award.
  6. if game is that close I'll probably have a heart attack
  7. like DKR used to be a Sooner they got better
  8. This isn't a story. This is a FUCKING LEGEND. hook em @immamac 🤘😁🤘
  9. Our speed on D is crazy. UK had a play that was blocked perfectly to gain 7-9 yards, but here comes a guy like a .220 Swift to tackle him for only 2. Don't remember who it was but man...
  10. They're not that good. And Tech alumni would take issue with this. Tech hates Aggy even more than we do. iq 1000 move: ewers is already injured
  11. Also, is that Sark's ex or his new one at the end? Because... it's good to be the King either way
  12. Two reasons, by my count. The left cheek AND the right one.
  13. Minnetonka Double Deer moccasins cover my feet daily in the house. None of this plastic-soled sheep-lined nonsense for me; just pure, soft, supple buckskin. I might put liners in em on cold floor days but otherwise this is the Way
  14. i used to wear bright red pajamas. I went into the wrong stairway at my hotel in Vienna and ended up on the streets downtown before I could make my way back to my room. The first person I saw outside the hotel asked, in a thick SoCal accent: "Are you Lenny Kravitz?" I am white.
  15. yeah holy shit i wanna be a pair of pants right now
  16. Don't forget the timeless classic, The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak. My teenage self had not thought it possible to become bored with viewing exposed breasts, and yet, in that final act with the chariots, it was getting mundane to me.
  17. How it started! How it finished:
  18. We've discussed this. Crazy/Hot axis exceeding Tawny Kitaen levels. I understand that there are rules, but my desire to live long enough to actually watch this weekend's game exceeds my respect for the rules. So sorry. Edit: besides, we're in our 50s now; neither of us are particularly fappable at this point. I'm Uncle Sponge and she's Aunt Spiker from James and the Giant Peach. Think long upon this analogy.
  19. I ended up with a gal I met in CS grad school. CS grad school: The odds are good, but the goods are odd. The department was like a long-running Aaron Spelling soap opera; due to the minimal size of the cast, by the end of the last season, everyone had pretty much fucked everyone else. SO and I were fortunately exceptions to that... i.e., we both dropped out before getting the Phd. Oh, and it was the 90s, so there was absolutely at least one professor abusing the privilege on female grad students.
  20. Nordic, too. Ya know. Good shit. I went with a scrawny-ass Chinese babe, but the kids still fit. ANYFUCKINWAYYYYYYYYY
  21. I mean, by the time they hit age 30, they'll have a body where their belly line diameter exceeds their ass and tits diameter by a foot or three. But young? They're fun.
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