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Rimbo

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  1. god dammit Tech can y'all do nothing right
  2. the Tech fans' guns are flaccid
  3. Yes, but maybe instead of storing them in his basement, he could coach them to play at the college level and give them starting jobs, instead of ... whoever these guys are in Red Raider uniforms tonight.
  4. Does not appear to be.
  5. hahahahahaha ok NOW we have a game
  6. it's a tech thing we don't have to understand it just document it properly
  7. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAFETY!
  8. angry tech goes down more than south austin's mom
  9. Tech sucks on shit until it's dry and then shoves the dried turds up their nostrils and yells "LOOK I'M A WALRUS"
  10. I'm talking about 1930s Japan here, not the modern incarnation.
  11. Seriously this would be great @Rimbo Welcome to Memphis, where two shit teams from two shitholes are going to play each other in the Liberty Bowl! If it wasn't for football, nobody would care about either of these teams, and I'm not even sure about that. @Helobious Boy, you said it Rimbo, and... Rimbo: Wait... are you actually agreeing with me? Helobious: No, you dipshit, I'm distancing myself from you. You said it, not me. Anyway, this is a critical bowl for each team's playoff hopes. stunned silence Helobious: For next year! Developing their teams for-- Rimbo: Anyway, let's ask @Huckleberry for his analysis. Huck? Huckleberry: Vegas has the line at -8.5 for Texas Tech with the over set at 37. My own statistical analysis gives the Red Raiders a 97.34% chance of winning. Rimbo: Fascinating! Uh... where did you get those numbers? Huckleberry: I just made it all up. Helobious: Let's switch to the field where our own @Nicole44 has had a minute with Joey McGuire. Nicole? Nicole: Uhm... yeah, so I was just sharing a roach with Joey, and I was asking him if he thought Mike Leach was, like, ... the best Tech head coach ever. And well... he left after saying some shit about "Focusing on 2024," you know? Anyway, then I was doing some lines with Tech's head trainer, and he said that DL Sam Carrell was, and I quote, "Like doped up on more horse narcotics than a Clydesdale," so we should expect him to see the field. snif Rimbo: Anyway, it sounds like Vegas is expecting Tech to pound Arkansas asshole worse than I got the last time I bent over in -- that's the same play I referenced above, lol
  12. Here's what I want You name the play by play guy. Me, perhaps. Then we get Helo doing color commentary. Huck does the analysis, and Nicole gets a bag of gummies and does sideline reporting. It would be epic
  13. I overheard her talking about a big play against the Oklahoma defense... when OU had the ball. I don't give a shit about commentators' gender - male, female, other, don't care. I give a shit about them at least knowing which team has the fuckin ball.
  14. never has this gif fit better
  15. Better than Texas pantsing Clemson? You're worse than Helo.
  16. We do NOT cheer for our conference. We didn't in the SWC, we didn't in the Big XII, and we don't in the SEC. Cheering for your conference is what losers who always lose do to make themselves feel better about never winning their conference. the sec needs us. we do not need them. I want every other team in the SEC (except Florida and Vandy, but that is because they are cool, not because they are SEC) to lose every single game 999-0. Even when they play each other. Fuck OU for existing, not because they "made the conference look bad."
  17. SHUT UP VENABLES AND TAKE THE LOSS, PUSSY
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