Seriously this would be great
@Rimbo Welcome to Memphis, where two shit teams from two shitholes are going to play each other in the Liberty Bowl! If it wasn't for football, nobody would care about either of these teams, and I'm not even sure about that.
@Helobious Boy, you said it Rimbo, and...
Rimbo: Wait... are you actually agreeing with me?
Helobious: No, you dipshit, I'm distancing myself from you. You said it, not me. Anyway, this is a critical bowl for each team's playoff hopes.
stunned silence
Helobious: For next year! Developing their teams for--
Rimbo: Anyway, let's ask @Huckleberry for his analysis. Huck?
Huckleberry: Vegas has the line at -8.5 for Texas Tech with the over set at 37. My own statistical analysis gives the Red Raiders a 97.34% chance of winning.
Rimbo: Fascinating! Uh... where did you get those numbers?
Huckleberry: I just made it all up.
Helobious: Let's switch to the field where our own @Nicole44 has had a minute with Joey McGuire. Nicole?
Nicole: Uhm... yeah, so I was just sharing a roach with Joey, and I was asking him if he thought Mike Leach was, like, ... the best Tech head coach ever. And well... he left after saying some shit about "Focusing on 2024," you know? Anyway, then I was doing some lines with Tech's head trainer, and he said that DL Sam Carrell was, and I quote, "Like doped up on more horse narcotics than a Clydesdale," so we should expect him to see the field. snif
Rimbo: Anyway, it sounds like Vegas is expecting Tech to pound Arkansas asshole worse than I got the last time I bent over in --
that's the same play I referenced above, lol