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Rimbo

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  1. this is how I feel about this weekend, last weekend, and next weekend
  2. Wolfpack is kinda taking over this game. WF hasn't scored in a long time.
  3. on the bright side, there's a lot of game time left, so being down 2 TDs ain't all that bad a position to be in
  4. And a personal foul on top of it. Not a great start, wolfpack. I'm amazed the first down/line of scrimmage graphics even work on it
  5. Are you reacting to a play or that red field
  6. OMG you're not kidding. That's gross. Makes me wish I was red/green colorblind.
  7. you're welcome
  8. The Onion is here with the real news on this event. https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/ https://theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-last-thing-utah-needs-right-now/
  9. But you've already forgotten about the 3 dead kids in Denver today, so you've got that going for you.
  10. I mean, if you count this shooting, this was only the 46th school shooting so far this year. And for those of y'all who negged Clintonaldo, there have been 47 so far. Denver, today, 3 in critical condition. See? He's right. Nobody gives a shit.
  11. The Charlie Kirk shooting is the 46th School shooting this year. Interestingly, The 47th is already happening and ongoing as I type this.
  12. I'll tell you what. When a guy is known for saying that a few kids being killed each day is worth the effort is keeping the second amendment, I might smirk if he himself dies by gun violence. If he's ok with kids being killed, he should be just fine with the way he himself died.
  13. he might have a pulse, but I doubt anything else in the brain is working he's organ donor material now, they're just keeping the parts fresh until he can be carved up for spare parts
  14. Vasectomies only work if you tell your wife about it. Otherwise, she'll keep on getting pregnant.
  15. literally her only flaw is her schnozz, which is every bit the gigantic honker, but the legs and, well, the rest of her more than makes up for it there's a reason all the guys on the tour had massive crushes on her
  16. Graf... not fap-worthy? Check again; are you certain you're a heterosexual male? With a pulse?
  17. I predict the game thread will feature much wailing and gnashing of teeth while we skull-fuck the Miners.
  18. If the offense is performing below your expectations, then your expectations were outta whack. Divorced from reality. Not in touch with how things actually were. The ceiling is very high for this offense, but you're not going to replace most of it from the prior year and see improvement, unless you're kicking out non-performers and replacing them with high quality transfers. That's not what happened with us; we're graduating guys into the NFL, and replacing them with inexperience. Now, if the offense is still shitty when we go to the swamp, I'll be more concerned.
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