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Rimbo

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  1. Off topic: I could never watch this series. It hit way too close to home.
  2. The Onion responds.
  3. Follow-up question: Harem or trophy wife? (working on RN degree here)
  4. now that's award winning
  5. nonononono I saw that scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life." Probably the same thing I would've thought, had it been me: "Again?"
  6. I think you're on the right track. Why the fuck do we fucking have so fucking many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open, goddammit?
  7. Will the last man leaving the ou wr room please turn out the lights?
  8. Well yeah, I'm just ordinary straight with an occasional funny feeling every time I see Chris Hemsworth, not Super Duper Mega Straight with the cock-handling skills of a high end hooker.
  9. 3 TEs? But you only have two hands... Wait. What were we talking about again?
  10. might be time to consider Fubo for me but then i get a $10/mo discount through T-Mobile
  11. explain your answer
  12. it's dangerous to go alone take this
  13. my wife bit off someone's finger once; we could just invite her to the tailgate and let the problem solve itself?
  14. and this one just for good measure
  15. also these dipshits NEED to give credit to the source -- There I Ruined It -- because it's one of the reasons the Internet exists https://youtube.com/@thereiruinedit?si=GnxpKTiz9P4kFInl ☝️ channel
  16. If I find 3 open tubes of Ultra Brite in my bathroom drawer, is it more appropriate to say "Why do we have so fucking many Ultra Brites open?" or "Why do we have so many fucking Ultra Brites open?"
  17. Patriots fans are like, "What, hire a past-his-prime championship-winning coach to build, then tear back down, a football program? But why would UNC do that?" And Longhorns fans reply, "Why would they do that again?"
  18. Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians
  19. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.
  20. Have you seen Michigan's QB room?
  21. And then there was the guacamole incident.
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