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Rimbo

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  1. Orji? Pardon me for being a dipshit, but isn't he like... really good?
  2. A verse about choosing between God or money, no less. I think they're going after the money, Jo.
  3. And do you have any idea how difficult that is to do with Henson-era Muppets engaging in mayhem? Comedy straight men are the best actors alive. I'll die on this hill... but not here. Over in some other thread. ANYWAY
  4. i assure you that plenty of people over 30 years old have seen a movie
  5. Award-winning cartoonist John Allison is posting a few sketches over the holiday break featuring himself being visited by ghosts played by characters he's created, yelling at him for becoming a cartoonist and being bad at it (which, again, he's objectively not). It's a lot of in-jokes, but then, if you're not familiar with his work, I cannot recommend it highly enough. Imagine a British Joss Whedon, but funnier and better. Anyway, I nominate this one. (I'm in his Patreon so I've read the whole thing; y'all poors are going to have to wait for him to post each page.)
  6. Off topic: I could never watch this series. It hit way too close to home.
  7. The Onion responds.
  8. Follow-up question: Harem or trophy wife? (working on RN degree here)
  9. now that's award winning
  10. nonononono I saw that scene in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life." Probably the same thing I would've thought, had it been me: "Again?"
  11. I think you're on the right track. Why the fuck do we fucking have so fucking many fucking ultra fucking brites fucking open, goddammit?
  12. Will the last man leaving the ou wr room please turn out the lights?
  13. Well yeah, I'm just ordinary straight with an occasional funny feeling every time I see Chris Hemsworth, not Super Duper Mega Straight with the cock-handling skills of a high end hooker.
  14. 3 TEs? But you only have two hands... Wait. What were we talking about again?
  15. might be time to consider Fubo for me but then i get a $10/mo discount through T-Mobile
  16. explain your answer
  17. it's dangerous to go alone take this
  18. my wife bit off someone's finger once; we could just invite her to the tailgate and let the problem solve itself?
  19. and this one just for good measure
  20. also these dipshits NEED to give credit to the source -- There I Ruined It -- because it's one of the reasons the Internet exists https://youtube.com/@thereiruinedit?si=GnxpKTiz9P4kFInl ☝️ channel
  21. If I find 3 open tubes of Ultra Brite in my bathroom drawer, is it more appropriate to say "Why do we have so fucking many Ultra Brites open?" or "Why do we have so many fucking Ultra Brites open?"
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