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Rimbo

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  1. Which gets us back to this thread and the idiocy behind someone claiming that we only want Ewers to succeed in the NFL to win a stupid internet bitchslap fight. No. Fuck that. We want Ewers to succeed in the NFL because he's a Longhorn. Because it looks good for Longhorns to do well in the NFL, it helps the program, and means one of our guys is doing well. But mostly... because he is a Texas Longhorn and always will be.
  2. Hard to overstate the impact. If there's no Chris Simms, there's no Big 3 WRs (Sloan, BJ, Roy). You know who else really hates Chris Simms? Aggy. 333 yards through the air...
  3. I can get away with wearing them, because I make them look good.
  4. 20250827_081423.mp4 Nope not me nope don't have one no no no
  5. BR was on NFL Fantasy Live right now, talking about best fantasy seasons for Falcons players, fully decked out in Texas gear. I like this guy.
  6. Oh. Also. The Chargers are the only horse fandom worse than the Bronies.
  7. younger me would say that the active mafia members are the biggest POSes, always older me is starting to think law enforcement might not always be the good guys
  8. Kostyuk has choked away a few five match points now to the brit, Boulter fun fact: the guy who ran against Lloyd Bentsen for senate, the year Bentsen ran for VP alongside whoever the fuck it was (Dukakis?), was also named Boulter.
  9. Rimbo replied to TexArcher's topic in Football
    ou sucks venables is a meathead stoops eats dicks switzer can gargle my balls and choke ou sucks hook 'em
  10. it's silly as hell and i love it
  11. One of the best and funniest books I've ever read. I read a lot of books that fit in this thread, but that's the one everyone should read.
  12. It's amazing how often people forget this. You can get an antenna and a receiver for $60, and there ya go... hi def.
  13. and down she goes
  14. Only if she loses, which seems very unlikely now. Hell, if anything, I'm impressed Venus got a set on her at her age. But I also remember a comment Martina Navratilova made about playing in her 40s -- that she was hitting the ball better than she ever had been, but just couldn't get to it any more. That describes Venus' play accurately; she's hitting the ball as well as I've ever seen, but it's just hard to move like you need to at 45. Muchova serving for the set at 5-1 and 30-0 up. Venus is toast.
  15. Gotta say, I haven't watched tennis in a while; used to be hugely into it, but haven't really followed it in a decade... I'd forgotten how fun it was to watch.
  16. ssstwitter.com_1756157920803.mp4
  17. incidentally https://humann.com/ already has Longhorn Track and Sark in the front page video
  18. cabo, you are the Sammy to my DLR I was there first, and did it better, and will tell you about it endlessly
  19. I like him just fine; I just think he can't play football for shit.
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