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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. who's that asswipe next to Sark
  2. i feel like "to 9.95 off" is a euphemism for something, but I can't quite get a handle on it...
  3. So that there will be one single stat where Wilson isn't trounced by Ewers.
  4. well i'll be a motherfucker the nfl team with the most players from my favorite college team... is my default favorite nfl team The Broncos have five players currently on their roster who finished at Texas. PJ Locke, Jahdae Barron, Brandon Jones, Malcolm Roach and of course Sam Ehlinger.
  5. "Quinn Ewers shines in Dolphins win over Lions." Now, I actually watched his play. And it's safe to say he's made the big leap from "likely to be cut" to "serviceable backup." Given his age and inexperience, that's a big first step. If he can stay healthy and get some proper training, I think he'll be a good starter in a few years. He absolutely murders on passes over the middle and hitting receivers in stride, and his footwork/outside throw/decision-making flaws are all fixable if he can get better training and not have his career cut short.
  6. ahhhhhhh the days when the internet was new and Rush was writing incredibly stupid lyrics about it riff still slams tho
  7. it's a good thing Seattle sucks
  8. They interviewed Hinch during the Dolphins@Lions game.
  9. so is satya just echeese with a goatee then
  10. eh? looks pretty good for $25
  11. If he's playing Eruption, give him a gig.
  12. You forgot "...about something other than a man."
  13. Penalties: Converted financial penalty instead of a two-year postseason ban. Converted financial equivalent of what would have been scholarship reductions. Four years of probation. Financial penalties: $50,000 fine, plus 10% of the budget for the football program. A fine equivalent to the anticipated loss of all postseason competition revenue sharing associated with the 2025 and 2026 football seasons. A fine equivalent to the cost of 10% of the scholarships awarded in Michigan's football program for the 2025-26 academic year. A 25% reduction in football official visits during the 2025-26 season. A 14-week prohibition on recruiting communications in the football program during the probation period. Connor Stalions: An eight-year show-cause order, restricting him from all athletically related activities during the show-cause period. Jim Harbaugh: A 10-year show-cause order, restricting him from all athletically related activities during the show-cause period, which will begin on Aug. 7, 2028, at the conclusion of his four-year show-cause order from a previous case. Denard Robinson: A three-year show-cause order, restricting him from all athletically related activities during the show-cause period. Sherrone Moore: A two-year show-cause order, during which he is suspended from a total of three games. Michigan self-imposed a two-game suspension for Moore during the upcoming 2025-26 football season. The panel determined that a suspension for one additional game was appropriate. Therefore, Moore also will be suspended for the first game of the 2026-27 season. Apart from the three-game suspension, Moore is not prohibited from engaging in coaching or other athletically related activities during the show-cause period.
  14. well that embed didn't work for me at all; here's the contrasting video: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ay0es
  15. Yo. Shedeur. I get that you know you haven't arrived yet, you need to be focusing on proving you're worth it and... WAIT BUT YOU'RE OK WITH A SELFIE WITH THE YOUNG CHICA? Motherfucker, THIS is how you do it:
  16. It is fake. It's BeamNG.drive, "A dynamic soft-body physics vehicle simulator capable of doing just about anything."
  17. 🤘
  18. First thing I thought of when I saw that.
  19. I know I'm late (been a busy week) but THIS is the funniest off season thing to happen ever.
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