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Rimbo

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  1. he might have a pulse, but I doubt anything else in the brain is working he's organ donor material now, they're just keeping the parts fresh until he can be carved up for spare parts
  2. Vasectomies only work if you tell your wife about it. Otherwise, she'll keep on getting pregnant.
  3. literally her only flaw is her schnozz, which is every bit the gigantic honker, but the legs and, well, the rest of her more than makes up for it there's a reason all the guys on the tour had massive crushes on her
  4. Graf... not fap-worthy? Check again; are you certain you're a heterosexual male? With a pulse?
  5. I predict the game thread will feature much wailing and gnashing of teeth while we skull-fuck the Miners.
  6. If the offense is performing below your expectations, then your expectations were outta whack. Divorced from reality. Not in touch with how things actually were. The ceiling is very high for this offense, but you're not going to replace most of it from the prior year and see improvement, unless you're kicking out non-performers and replacing them with high quality transfers. That's not what happened with us; we're graduating guys into the NFL, and replacing them with inexperience. Now, if the offense is still shitty when we go to the swamp, I'll be more concerned.
  7. ... with cocaine and hookers?
  8. Outstanding.
  9. No? Not a single rep? sigh
  10. Put to you this way: If Superman hadn't happened, Batman never happens. The independent Salkind family produced it, and proved that a superhero movie could be a critical and commercial success, and not just... well... whatever that was.
  11. No. It's not. This... is a novel take. And also wrong.
  12. For the love of God, Superman had fuckin Marlon Brando in it. And Gene Hackman. 1978 is when the comic book movie proved to be real, and everything afterwards owes their success to it.
  13. Some people make bad parents. Derrick Henry has entered the chat
  14. I'm not gonna kink shame him
  15. 1. Why would you want that? 2. It's real, and it's spectacular.
  16. it's social media manufactured bullshit, like so much of the nonsense everyone believes nowadays that has taken what used to be a modern society and dragged us back into Stone Age level myths
  17. the predictable slice backhand
  18. Speak for yourself. As soon as I started hearing everyone saying "Best team ever?" comments, when we're replacing nearly our entire offense, my bullshit detector went off. The question y'all need to be asking yourselves is: Why didn't YOURS go off, too? Name a time when a title contender had to replace most of one side of the ball, and immediately got better.
  19. in our defense, she's lost a lot of weight since she passed on
  20. As I pointed out on the Arch thread... Compare VY as a redshirt sophomore in his second start, and Arch as a Rs SO in his second start. Arch did better, but the stats have some eerie similarities.
  21. I like winning by double digits
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