Everything posted by Sgt Hulk
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Wingo had a full year as starter with a first time starting qb who had yips with a wtf offense. An offseason to improve and he still commands attention on the field. Without him we have Parker Livingston and that’s it.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It’s the. Were Texas nose up gentleman of honor bullshit. It’s why we’ve had weak ass players too. Your coach needs to be a dick head and want to hang 50 on everyone. Put your back ups in and keep slinging the rock it filters down to the players wanting to pummel everyone. the weak ass sark all brakes no gas use Caldwell to handoff to Christian fucking Clark 3 straight times is pussy shit. Bob stoops was a dick eater but had no problem scoring 70 when he could
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
There’s no need for marqueee games. Just load with cupcakes go undefeated. Profit. BlowU needed blown coverage to be dogshit lsu bama skated by Auburn. James Madison is coming into the playoffs. I want all the cup cakes
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Back in my day. “We’re Texas”. Meant something. We used to be a proper country
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Imagine taking James Madison in over Texas
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Cancel Ohio state next year schedule Chattanooga state
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Oh well
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It’s happening Dipshits
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Sark is taking Wisner to the raiders
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Addition by subtraction. csn we assume baxter is gone?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Ok any rumint or guess as to the potential starter bullshit in the last paragraph?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
It’s time for Chaos and I’m here for it
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NFL Week 13; Thanksgiving-style
Goddamn the giants are fucking awful
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
No one on offense should even consider sniffing the nfl draft
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
I think he’ll kill it in lsu. He avg 500 yards a game at ole piss and recruited well there. LSU has always been a power and recruits easily too he will get better talent. No fucks given if he’s an asshole. It’s gonna be a problem for us in recruiting when we regularly compete for lsu guys. Unless players just absolutely fucking hate him
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Bullshit lol. No one goes to the fucking hangar here.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Imagine it’s Friday night. The entire country is talking about Texas. Hyping out wins this year against a strong schedule. We just beat the dog shit out of aggy and mid game your dumbass transfers to SMU who turns around and loses to fucking cal Berkeley who even fucking knows if they had a football team and then you watch North Carolina get buttfucked by their rival and you think. That’s home. Shits wild in the streets with these last 2 clowns
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Must be offering him a f ton of money after the absolute boat racing they got last night hahahaha
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
ou with an impressive gritty high flying effort against dogshit lsu and bama blowing the doors off a hapless dogshit Auburn is all the committee needs to seed those 2 juggernauts ou is more of a wasted spot than fucking Tulane
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2025 Random Games thread
I fucking hate sec refs. They are fucking light years worse than Kevin marr
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Publically cancelling puts us in bitchmode and we become memes for a generation. Just stop scheduling future markee matchups. Front load the schedule with cupcakes as everyone else does and just win as wins and losses are all that matters not sos
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That closes the door right
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2025 Random Games thread
No playoffs
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2025 Random Games thread
This offense makes Auburn look like a juggernaut
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2025 Random Games thread
These screens are good for 2-3 a clip hah