SquishMitten

Also, can we get some preemptive pardons for every woman that needs to get an abortion?

Wasn’t one of Trump’s big campaign promises to pardon all the J6 terrorists? I didn’t think Biden would pardon Hunter, but I completely get it after what happened with the election. His dumbass son shouldn’t have to sit in prison while actual enemies to our country get to regroup. It’d be even more awesome if he went ahead and pardoned every person convicted of a low level drug felony

I think you need to look up the definition of “probable.”

Got damn. Put me in coach!

I wasn’t going to take the time to post this because it seemed so utterly stupid I figured she was just having a brain fart. But then she basically did it again so I feel compelled. Last week: Her: I have to go see this doctor before I can have the procedure on my hand. They have an appointment in February, but it’s also at their Cedar Park location so it’s like an hour+ drive! Me: I’m sorry! That’s crazy they don’t have anything sooner? Her: Well they also have one next week at their office that’s 5 minutes away. That would be better, right? Me: Ugh, yeah? Yesterday: Her: I’d like to take the girls to see Wicked in 3D tonight. The show is at 5:30, and the only available seats are in the very front row. We’d also have to leave the party a little early to make it in time, and I know [one kid] won’t be happy about that. Me: I think that’s a show you’d want to be able to really experience, which you probably can’t get in the front row. Her: There’s also one at 6, and there are seats in row 8, right in the middle. That would also mean we could stay until the end of the party. Should I do that one instead? Me in my head: Yeah, now I’m posting about this nonsense.

But also, rushing the field? Why is this trashy conference so pathetic?

Hahahahhahahahha!

Well that was disappointing

Jesus. We’re running on them like it’s late 4th quarter

I don’t have a problem with the concept. Coordinating all the sides, drinks, desserts, ice, etc is a huge PITA. Then if somebody cancels last minute (or shows up really late) and they were responsible for something important, it screws up everything. I’d have no problem with this arrangement other than the fucking cost. $10-$15/person MAX is perfectly acceptable. That’s about what most people would be paying anyway, and now they don’t have to do any of the work. The more I think about it, the more I like this idea.

I was just in that parking lot about 20 minutes ago. I was not on a bike ftr

Are you not?

If I have a competitor offering me 75% off my next order in exchange for my vote, would you honor that without me proving such an offer exists?

That is the basis of the Leopard party. These people don’t realize that others in the Leopard party don’t like them. They will tear themselves apart, a lot of good people that saw it coming will also suffer, but at least we can get some slight sense of satisfaction watching so many Leopards have their faces eaten along side us.

Sure, but who’s going to stop it?