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SquishMitten

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  1. Something about Ryan Reynolds’s personality makes it hard for me to believe he’d be married to someone that’s a super bitch.
  2. Well, you’d count the number of drinks you have over the weekend, then divide by 7
  3. Our fucking defense can’t get any fucking help. Fuck! They haven’t even had a chance to re-tie their cleats
  4. Oh fuck off with that comment about Taaffe while he’s on the fucking ground. That’s some amateur bullshit
  5. I really just don’t understand why Arch isn’t in at this yardage
  6. How’s their TV situation these days? Back when I lived nearby it was shit
  7. What about west? Like Woody’s in the Hill Country Galleria? That’s kinda middle ground between you and me, so I’d find it very convenient
  8. Bruh. It’s always been trash, with the exception of 1 or 2 teams per year.
  9. Recommend change of thread title to Off Topic Alaska
  10. 10/10. This thing is fuckin sweet. Pretty damn fast, and once I got the alignment dialed in, it’s pretty easy to control.
  11. I’m already fucking sick and tired of hearing “X is the first time it’s ever happened in the new playoff era.” Yeah, no shit. Damn near every thing that happens is the first time it’s ever happened in the new playoff era. It’s the first fucking year. It’s like if during the first game of a season, they said “that’s the first time a team has made a first down all year!” It’s fucking stupid, and it makes me irrationally angry
  12. Meh. We’d been dominating them on the ground the whole time. Right idea in my mind, didn’t love the play call and it obviously didn’t work out, but I’m not upset about it
  13. I think we’re all contemplating ways to get in on the grift. But everything is so fucking stupid that none of us would ever even consider trying them… and then somebody gets rich AF doing it.
  14. I’ve never been up there, and I’m not bothering to fact check this, but I think the sun would appear to be moving in a circle around you, taking about 24 hours to get back where it started. That would indicate you are on a globe If you were in a flat surface, the sun would have to disappear at some point
  15. The question was whether an incoming president has the same authority as a sitting president to declassify information. I would assume the answer is no. But then again, it’s not like there would be any consequences for him doing so.
  16. There were no terrible movies I loved as a child. They were awesome then, and they’re awesome now
  17. After vibrating through several walls in anger, I don’t know what to do with my hands
  18. And 15 of their penalty yards came on a late hit that was so egregious, his teammates were throwing up their arms at how blatant it was. Without that, they’d only have 4 fucking yards of penalties
  19. Tell me you’ve never played QB without telling me you’ve never played QB. The timing on that kind of hit can hurt like a motherfucker. He might not be injured, but I guarantee you he felt some searing pain for a moment.
  20. Fuck! How is this score real? We’re fucking dominating them
  21. Damn. That was an inch or two away from being a pick 6
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