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SquishMitten

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  1. Ah, yes. Let’s reassign all the CPAs as ICE agents. What a very natural transition for them.
  2. Not being fucking miserable and having your life ruined and/or family murdered by MAGA
  3. Got damn, dude. Some of us decent folk live in those neighborhoods
  4. Because it’s not about cost cutting. That’s just the excuse. It’s so every retailer in the country can round up and make more money. Every cash transaction going forward now has an increased profit of 1-4 cents.
  5. This is today’s world, and the Truman didn’t smoke it. Am I missing something or are you making the assumption that they communicated to the Truman that they’d lost steering? If that’s the case, then I guess everyone now knows how to sink a carrier
  6. To paraphrase: “We were fired for trying to implement Trump’s agenda. The governor wrongly thinks the federal government should be in control of the school board.” Wat? I still find it amazing that I can be shocked at the pure stupidity of these people.
  7. That was my first thought. Did he actually pardon him or did he just instruct the justice department to stop pursuing it? Because if it’s only the latter, then he can hold that over Adams’ head for as long as needed to ensure absolute loyalty.
  8. It’s a troll job. Brilliant, hilarious, but there’s not an actual camera doing that. Well, there might be, but that sign wasn’t put there by anybody that may actually be scanning your junk.
  9. This is somewhat surprising. Sure, it’s designed to help lower income groups, but a lot of rich white dudes make a lot of money on the legal/financial side.
  10. It’s somewhere in the “chambers” of his brain
  11. Based on the picture, I assume they were both guys? But I don’t know what’s going on in the picture
  12. Sucks that this is a thing, but it’s also a shit way to handle it. Just make it “Introduce a student to an engineer day” that’s open to guys also. If this event has been going on for a long time, a bunch of dudes will still view it as a girl’s event and wouldn’t attend. But even if some do, it still lets the ladies attend the event. Don’t punish them, just pivot.
  13. I’d like to hear more about how one can simply declare they have less debt.
  14. It’s rare when a complete thread derail is actually educational. But I gotta admit, this one seems boring af
  15. So you didn’t actually watch the whole clip
  16. "This is an eye opener to take into consideration in the 2026 elections." His complete "betrayal" (in quotes, because it's exactly what everybody paying attention knew he would do) of them tis but a mere consideration. JFC.
  17. Walruses have been reported to have killed polar bears. If those fat sacks of shit with ivory face swords can take em out, all my money goes on the great white.
  18. WTF? At least toilet paper eventually got used by the crazy hoarders. Do these morons not know that eggs expire?
  19. I'm cracking up at this. Yeah, bruh. That's why he put it in past tense
  20. I’m not the first to say this, but why would he do that? Never interrupt your enemy and whatnot. I’d be surprised if Putin didn’t have whole divisions of his security agencies monitoring for threats to Trump/Musk.
  21. 6"6' and 220 pounds of wild animal muscle. Very few people are going to walk away cleanly from that.
  22. Maybe it's all from the same source, but this was also reported on the local news this morning. I don't know the answer to your exact question though because my wife started yelling at the TV when she heard it so I missed half of the segment.
  23. What are you on about here? We detain and deport hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants every year. The only difference now is that ICE is boarding fucking school buses to shake down children. You know, the segment of the population that traditionally caries around fucking ID on them.
  24. I'm rocking an iPhone 13 and clicking the lock button 5 times does the trick
  25. I know you know this, but it's always worth repeating in the off chance that somebody may read it for the first time, but we have many legitimate reasons other than just helping an ally and defending democracy (which should be enough by itself). The majority of money we've "spent" has never left the States. It's being spent all over the county in factories, providing munitions, supplies, thousands of jobs, etc. And all the vehicles, tanks and whatnot were a liability for us as we were paying to store, maintain and eventually pay to dispose of them.
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