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SquishMitten

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  1. So, anybody hear much about this alleged massive "dog fight" between India and Pakistan? Several sources reported on it yesterday, but then nothing since. Almost like nobody is sure it actually happened.
  2. What is this, the Ministry of Silly Walks?
  3. I’d actually just leave right away and be early
  4. Cool story bro time. I was bartending at Carlos and Charlies during this. I lived close by, and the owner of Just For Fun called me and everybody else nearby (he was also part owner of CNC) because they needed help letting out the lines on all the boat docks before all the boats were destroyed. If I remember correctly, there were only a few that were seriously damaged. Otherwise, would've been tens of millions in losses just in that marina. We also had to do the same to the damn restaurant. Just hours of manual cranking of winches. Nothing we could do about all the cars left in the parking lot that night. A dozen or so vehicles 20 feet underwater in a matter of hours. They hired some divers the next day for anybody that needed to retrieve stuff out of their cars.
  5. To be fair, that fits the definition currently used by the youngins
  6. Bullshit. His wife didn’t say that. And I know I’m right because he referred to her as his wife
  7. There’s a blue bungee cord thing coming from his stomach area. You can see it in a few frames. Maybe he was supposed to have a safety/backup attached as well?
  8. I don't know whose getting rain, but it ain't me. Just over half an inch since yesterday...so, just over half an inch for the last couple weeks.
  9. The northwest of the Houston metro area? You mean central Texas?
  10. Dude, he said it would be substantially enlarged!
  11. Well, he pulled forward.
  12. That was 3, maybe 4, facts stated in different ways. I'm not impressed.
  13. You have a 5 and 7 yo back here? Man, you’re much more brave than me.
  14. I’m guessing millions of feet of water around the state, and the lakes might’ve only gone up what, maybe half an inch?
  15. I would classify outside as “chilly” now. I’m guessing that puts all hopes to rest?
  16. I suppose it’s possible a bird just pissed on me
  17. I stand corrected. After posting that, I stepped outside and was tapped by a light mist that was not visible. #Blessed
  18. I don’t even know what constitutes rain. If we got a single drop, does that mean the 100% prediction was spot on? I also didn’t get a drop, so this is just a hypothetical exercise
  19. This is quite possibly the greatest show of strength from the forcefield we’ve ever seen. 4-7” predicted, and nada
  20. I don’t get it. What am I missing here?
  21. Great, now it's definitely not going to rain
  22. Currently a 40% chance of rain and I'm looking out the window at a blue sky. We ain't gettin shit, again, are we?
  23. Moving money from one pocket to the other is, by definition, an inefficiency.
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