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SquishMitten

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  1. Shit, look what happened to Bud Light. They even hint at it being Trump's fault and they risk losing 90% of their revenue overnight.
  2. Damnit! Beaten to the punch. Although I think my execution was better
  3. Pic on the left screams “you suck as a child” Too soon?
  4. I see a stoned ostrich
  5. My interest is piqued
  6. Yeah, bro. The government gets to ping all of our cellphones whenever they want. Then they triangulate our exact locations. That's how they get us, maaannn.
  7. 1. Hate 2. Intolerance 3. Subjugation Make America HIS Again
  8. Another way to say this is that there are significantly more roles in today’s Navy that are wholly independent from - and have absolutely nothing to do with - the number of troops
  9. It might be close to real time. I’ve seen it done on automotive parts and it’s pretty damn quick
  10. They could block out their own name if that was the case. But that’s obviously blacking out the name of the person in the picture (“Check out my new shirt” or whatever) and the name of the person who wrote about their wife.
  11. I tend to assume anytime their name/username is redacted that a) the entire thing is fake, or b) the two posts came from different people. There’s zero reason to black that out other than to prevent anybody from being able to quickly fact check it.
  12. The fact they were recording seems to be a pretty strong indication that other traffic had been halted for that landing.
  13. Like they give a shit. They’ll either be out of office or they will have successfully succeeded in ensuring their monarchy
  14. They’ve breached/stopped paying out on contracts with organizations that have hundreds of millions. Any individual employee who thinks they’re ever going to get their day in court for their “resignation” not being paid out is living in fantasy land.
  15. Soooo, exactly like we all predicted? Shocking, I tell ya!
  16. Ya know, that’s a pretty damn good idea. Fuck worrying about term limits. Nobody would ever get a second term again until we complete the calendar.
  17. I’m assuming a paycheck
  18. The best first, hands down, is the first time poopin in your own toilet after a long vacation.
  19. No idea if this is why, but seems like it would make at least some sense to fill every nook and cranny with foam to make it more buoyant in the event of disaster
  20. There won’t be anymore fires thanks to the $100 billion dollar investment to create FireX. They will be tasked with turning the Jewish space lasers into orbital fire canons.
  21. Ah, yes. Let’s reassign all the CPAs as ICE agents. What a very natural transition for them.
  22. Not being fucking miserable and having your life ruined and/or family murdered by MAGA
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