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SquishMitten

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  1. Apparently some of y'all aren’t aware of this, but networks make their money off the people watching on TV. They don’t give a shit about those attending the game.
  2. So, yeah. Apparently you've never seen a gecko
  3. Well then I hate him already
  4. Best part about this response is that not a single one of us knows if you're telling the truth
  5. So … phone owner had an extra phone on him to record himself recovering his stolen phone?
  6. Yikes. Maybe ask your husband
  7. MX$500?
  8. I have OP on ignore. Anything worth reading?
  9. Not trying to downplay how massive and awesome this may be, but where are you getting confirmation of 40 aircraft destroyed? I saw the reports saying 41 were targeted, but I’ve only seen a handful severely damaged/destroyed. Is “41 targeted” just a bad translation (and actually means “hit”)?
  10. To do what? Lay on top of the planes to act as reactive armor?
  11. Got a pretty good laugh as they were scrolling down the list. Think I only counted 3 players that are transferring from a decent program
  12. You clearly suck at picking which threesomes to join
  13. Oh, no doubt. I just thought the picture of the chalk outline in a living room, the Seinfeld theme song, the Newman references, etc was hilariously cringeworthy.
  14. Fair, but counterpoint, it’s HEB. They’re kinda notorious for disaster planning. If anybody could have this shit figured out, it should be them. I’d imagine they do, and they just got caught flat footed with this one. Sad to see, but I bet that’s a pretty rare occurrence for them.
  15. Can’t imagine coming across that if I was actually grieving and needing that type of service
  16. Needed to help with a deceased family member that passed away and wasn’t discovered for a little over a week. Came across this, and I couldn’t stop laughing. The fucking picture on the landing page killed me, but…call the phone number http://newmanclean.com/cleaning/biohazard-crime-scene-cleanup/
  17. Hot damn. 2.5 inches in the gauge. Actually thought it was gonna be more based on how much was building up on my back porch, but no complaints here!
  18. Fuck that. Standing in a shit pit with walls caving in? A policy like that doesn’t make a shit when you’re at risk of imminent death
  19. What fucking moron calls dispatch instead of 911? He think Amazon has a rescue team on standby? Gotdamn idiot
  20. Wow. Can’t imagine USC fans are happy about that at all. Can you imagine if Sark just decided to cancel OU as an annual game? Much less for the foreseeable future?
  21. Guess that’s one way to confirm she’s not a cop…or a dude tucking
  22. This seems beyond hypocritical considering everything else that’s going on, but I’m not sure this is something we’d get crazy up in arms about on a normal timeline. At least on the surface level, it sounds a bit like witness protection for some of the higher up dudes to roll on others without fear of their family members being disemboweled and hung from bridges.
  23. Is the “escort” in this situation a guy? So, dude nuts on her and Diddy wanted her to rub that jizz on his nipples?
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