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SquishMitten

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  1. Bullshit. His wife didn’t say that. And I know I’m right because he referred to her as his wife
  2. There’s a blue bungee cord thing coming from his stomach area. You can see it in a few frames. Maybe he was supposed to have a safety/backup attached as well?
  3. I don't know whose getting rain, but it ain't me. Just over half an inch since yesterday...so, just over half an inch for the last couple weeks.
  4. The northwest of the Houston metro area? You mean central Texas?
  5. Dude, he said it would be substantially enlarged!
  6. Well, he pulled forward.
  7. That was 3, maybe 4, facts stated in different ways. I'm not impressed.
  8. You have a 5 and 7 yo back here? Man, you’re much more brave than me.
  9. I’m guessing millions of feet of water around the state, and the lakes might’ve only gone up what, maybe half an inch?
  10. I would classify outside as “chilly” now. I’m guessing that puts all hopes to rest?
  11. I suppose it’s possible a bird just pissed on me
  12. I stand corrected. After posting that, I stepped outside and was tapped by a light mist that was not visible. #Blessed
  13. I don’t even know what constitutes rain. If we got a single drop, does that mean the 100% prediction was spot on? I also didn’t get a drop, so this is just a hypothetical exercise
  14. This is quite possibly the greatest show of strength from the forcefield we’ve ever seen. 4-7” predicted, and nada
  15. I don’t get it. What am I missing here?
  16. Great, now it's definitely not going to rain
  17. Currently a 40% chance of rain and I'm looking out the window at a blue sky. We ain't gettin shit, again, are we?
  18. Moving money from one pocket to the other is, by definition, an inefficiency.
  19. Why do they even need a police force? Everybody knows not to try that in a small town.
  20. This is easily solved by not opening your inbox until 10am
  21. Nah. None of that weak shit. I’ll (final-ish scene) Bone Tomahawk that fool
  22. * Last 2 hours now, but point still stands
  23. This gauge has to be wrong, doesn’t it? Over the last hour?!?
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