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SquishMitten

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  1. “See how ‘loyal’ I am to you guys here”
  2. I’m not going to say anything about Quinn yet, but I could punt farther than that when I was 12
  3. But that's not what that article says. It certainly isn't sending us back to the stone age like the dumbass keeps saying. The only doomsday aspect mentioned in the article is a "superflare" which it describes as an event that's 1000 times greater than a Carrington Event.
  4. Cat - 55.4% - Ugh, yeah. Duh. Sheep - 35% - Done it before Dog - 32.8% - Depends on the breed Possum - 25.4% - I'd probably come out with some nasty cuts and infections, but yeah Raccoon - 24.9% - Done it before Crane - 16.9% - My initial thought was yeah, but after some research I'm not sure. Appears that alligators don't fuck with them, so maybe not. Eagle - 14.7% - The W probably goes to whichever one of us gets in the first clean shot. I think I could "win" but I might bleed out shortly afterwards. Coyote - 14.7% - Yeah Antelope - 10.2% - Maybe if I was able to sweep the legs during it's initial charge then get on top quickly...but probably not Kangaroo - 9.6% - No way Bear - 5.6% - Of course not Manatee - 4.5% - I wouldn't even know where to begin, so I'm gonna say this is a definite no Alligator 4.5% - Of course not Moose 4.5% - Lol. No Elk 2.3% - Nope None of the Above - 19.2% - Lol. Pussies
  5. Doing their part to drain the reservoir for flood water intake. Duh
  6. I’m not an expert, but I think wind tends to be more of a horizontal force. I don’t believe it exerts a strong force downward like water would.
  7. I don’t like anything about the way this was phrased
  8. Y’all have a beach house? Or are you talking about your primary home? I recall you being on a really high cliff … unless it just looked that way because the lake was so low when I was there?
  9. The “looting” is more likely to be done by the wind and ocean than some enterprising local. That excuse always confuses me though. I’m fully confident I could get everything I deem irreplaceable packed up into our cars within a couple hours. Everything else is just stuff. As I’m writing this, I’m looking around and wondering what somebody would actually steal. Presumably the TVs, computer monitors, and power tools, but beyond that, everything valuable is so bulky I can’t imagine someone going through the hassle.
  10. Somebody should tell that to the pigs on my property. They didn’t get that memo
  11. Fun fact, you can turn wine into water by drinking it and then peeing into a filtration device.
  12. Online grocery order has easily been the best part of the pandemic. I let her add all the organic shit to the order, then when I do my final review before submitting, I switch ALL of it to the regular version. Saves $50+ per week, and she thinks everything is organic. Win-win. Also, the real mistake you made here was not just saying "yeah, of course I bought organic grapes."
  13. It's shocking how often I see the same thing in court. Albeit, I only deal in financial matters, not jail time, but it's like: "dude, the judge will soon be deciding how much you owe my client...please, continue."
  14. Yeah, hard pass on someone filling my IV bag from the kitchen sink.
  15. When did we become the Texas Long Horns? Also, that orange is suspect ETA picture for those that don’t have twitter
  16. Guess I never knew males and females of wild species had rivalries. The more you know!
  17. There’s an entire pallet of Charmin in that picture.
  18. That’s gotta be extra devastating for them considering those are their art studios, and they likely lost all of their pieces. Hopefully they carried good insurance, but I wonder how that works when you’re selling your own art without any real way to prove what was lost. Not like you have invoices like a traditional retailer would. Plus, they’re artists and they’d have such a deep connection with all of their works, again unlike a traditional retailer.
  19. There seems to be a very big disconnect between what some people think PFP means and what it legally means
  20. It’s a close one imo. Pretty analogous to a non-compete, which are still technically enforceable in certain contexts. Having a very narrowly tailored rule like: you can’t enter the portal after you’ve gone through spring practice and then transfer in-conference is a pretty narrow, reasonable restriction. At least it was prior to realignment. The more consolidated the conferences get, the less reasonable that restriction becomes. There’s a strong argument to be made (at least for some positions under the right circumstances) that you may not have legitimate options outside of the conference. May eventually need to change it to only sitting out if transferring to a team that’s on your schedule that season.
  21. If by unlikely, you mean zero percent, then I completely agree with you. They aren’t overhauling their entire culture in our lifetimes. There is no rule against perpetuity in the aggy code of conduct. It is now as it always has been and always will be.
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