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SquishMitten

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  1. South Padre for spring break. Walking from our beach house to some club, the urge to pee hit me. Went to a bush on the side of the road and let it flow. No more than a couple seconds go by before I'm spot-lighted from behind and then the lights/siren confirm what I already suspect. I finish up, then the interrogation starts. It's apparent that I'm drunk. When they ask for my ID, I tell them I don't have it because we're going to a foam party or something and I didn't want my wallet to get ruined. I'm just wearing a swimsuit so I flip my pockets, and I just have my phone in a ziplock bag. It appeared I was being truthful, and I mostly was, except my ID was in my shoe. I brilliantly give them a fake name and fake address, and I go on my merry way, laughing with my friends as I tear the ticket up and throw it in the garbage. Fast forward probably six months, and I come home to royally pissed off parents. Well, you see, when a ticket goes unpaid, apparently the South Padre PD will mail you a reminder. Which I, of course, never thought would be an issue since I had outsmarted the cops. Welp, it turns out I gave them: a) my real first name and only a fake last name, and B) more importantly, practically the correct address (e.g., I said "123 Barton Drive, Austin, Texas 78733" instead of the real address of "123 Barton Creek Lane, Austin, Texas 78733.) Apparently that's close enough for USPS. Maybe if the name had been completely different, I could've convinced them that I had nothing to do with it. Hell, if that had been the case, they probably wouldn't have even opened the letter. So, on top of now having to pay a higher fine, my parental-punishment was significantly enhanced for lying to the cops. By that point, my brilliant stunt was already known by everyone at school. My brother ensured that everyone also found out how much of a moron I actually was. Looking back on it, this outcome made for a far better story.
  2. I would normally agree with you, and I don't entirely disagree even in this situation. But in one of the filings I read when I first looked into this, that teacher had been stabbed by a student in the past. Don't recall if it was in the classroom or somewhere else though. I believe that was part of the justification for why he wasn't prosecuted.
  3. Semi-related thought this made me think of. For those of y'all with kids, especially those in earlier grades, doesn't it piss you off when they grade homework? If the kid does it on their own (which is what would determine how well they are progressing) they're probably going to miss a few. But, knowing this, many parents will help their kids out to ensure that they score 100. But that entirely defeats the purpose of grading the homework. They're just grading the parents at that point, not the kid. And the kids that don't have parents willing/able to help them receive lower grades, even though they may actually be smarter than many of their peers. First, that really sucks for those other kids. But more importantly, it means I have to do homework every fucking night, and my kid's teacher doesn't get as good of a feel as to where my kids need extra focus. Ok, rant over. Shit just pisses me off.
  4. She's an adult, she can make her own decisions
  5. NTA. But you're definitely weird for preferring a shitty chain link fence unless you happen to know the new owners are smoking hot lesbians that like to play in their pool naked.
  6. He sure spent quite a bit of time fiddling with those handcuffs around her nearly nekkid behind. Also, looks and sounds like he whispered something to her at the 54 second mark. Guessing they know each other since she also used his first name. Probably telling her to shut up because now she's going to get hit with additional charges for offering up the poon.
  7. Here's what I was referring to, and the most recent one is earlier this month. Start at the 1 minute mark of the top video https://www.hudl.com/profile/17091218/Jonathan-Davis
  8. You think some idiots on Twitter are going to ruin this, and he's going to Coastal Carolina instead? Hot take there, bud.
  9. It's weird. He looks massive on the football field, but just above average on the basketball court. Biggest one on the court still, but not the hulking mass he appears to be on the field.
  10. Wordle 583 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Womp womp Daily Quordle 364 4️⃣6️⃣ πŸŸ₯9️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Such a good start, too Wordle 582 4/6* ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 363 7️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. I think I’m kinda impressed with myself here…although part of me kinda wanted to end up with one more wrong answer with that letter ultimately being the last one. Wordle 581 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 362 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Season 3 kicks off today, fellas. Slightly different rules, but mostly the same. https://www.reddit.com/r/UT_CFB_Command_Center/ https://discord.gg/rtrFkVNG
  14. Holy shit. That was a brutal hit. But I don't understand how it caused a knee injury, which is what is stated in the comments.
  15. Are you saying that the loss felt by the parents of 14 thousand children that may never see their children again is less awful than the experiences of your uncle who was allegedly forced to commit war crimes against enemy soldiers?
  16. He was a high school kid, selling weed out of a McDonalds drive-thru. You expect some high level inventory organization?
  17. Agreed. He looks like he’s in pure fascination. Still hilarious either way
  18. Boom shakalaka! Wordle 580 2/6* 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 361 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ quordle.com ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Hits close to home. My dealer in high school worked at McDonalds. Can't remember exactly what you had to say, something like "Hey, my friend Jeremiah said high schoolers can't order kid's meals if they don't have kid's in the car, is that true?" Then I think it was the number of sauces you asked for determined the quantity, like one sauce meant you wanted a gram, two was a quarter, and three was an eight. CSB over.
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