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SquishMitten

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  1. Well then maybe the son is the guy we need to be talking to
  2. $13,000 probably isn’t enough to bribe your way out of conscription
  3. A lot of soffit is a plastic-like material. I'd imagine it doesn't take much for embers to melt through that stuff and create bigger and bigger openings. Really only takes one ember getting through
  4. Being prepared for the portal includes retention just as much as, if not more than, it does acquisition.
  5. Charging "those that make money off us with trade..."? So, like the people that are PAYING US for the goods we are selling at the rates any given market dictates?
  6. I'm not sure the math works out here. For most folks, those pumps would drain your pool in 1-2 hours max. So it's not like you can just set it and forget it. You'll have to hang around until the fire is literally right on you before you start spraying. At that point, you're going to have trouble breathing, it's going to be insanely hot, difficult to see, etc. Then, if anything goes wrong or you drain your pool and the fire hasn't passed yet, you've most likely lost the ability to evacuate. I think my wife and kids would rather have me around than the house. After a little more research, it looks like firefighting resources recommend having 500-1000 gallons per minute (typically by employing 2+ hydrants) to fight a residential fire. You aren't getting anything close to that out of your pool unless you've got multiple pumps. And then you're draining your pool with maybe one lap around your entire house.
  7. It really is truly terrible logic. We've gone through a period where people's legacies have been tarnished because things they said decades ago (when those things were considered perfectly acceptable by most), and now they perceive a reprieve in that. Surely it'll last forever, right? No way that comes back to bite anybody in the ass for saying those things at a time when at least a significant portion of the country, if not the majority, consider them inappropriate and offensive. Good luck with that!
  8. I’m very relieved to know that the richest men in the country, those involved in big tech, finally had that boot removed from their necks.
  9. I can’t imagine any residential water lines could support every homeowner opening up a high volume line for very long. How far have y’all gotten in scoping out the requirements? I’d be very interested in doing the same in my hood if it’s actually feasible.
  10. Only the people that thought Arch was portalling
  11. When you drive somewhere in a suit, do you not hang your jacket up in the back seat so that it doesn't get wrinkles? Or just in general, don't you prefer your garments to be wrinkle-free?
  12. How effective are the scooper planes? Doesn't seem like there are many available. Are they crazy expensive or something? Maybe it gets too tricky from a flight control/safety standpoint, but what if there were 10 more being used right now? 20 more? Would that make a meaningful difference?
  13. In a lot of places they aren’t allowed to touch them
  14. Shit, that’s awful. No idea what happens when you pay off a mortgage since I’ve yet to do it (other than selling). How does insurance work? Coming in the first week of the year, I wonder if that timing could impact whether she had an active policy on the 8th.
  15. Correct! She did my wife’s partial mastectomy last year. She is an extremely nice person and a fantastic surgeon.
  16. Stream is down if you weren’t aware
  17. Man. Super jealous I couldn’t make it, but holy fuck it’s cold out. I’d end up drinking so much at the tailgate to get warm I’d probably pass out before halftime
  18. Nature's equivalent of a step-sister getting stuck with her head in the dryer
  19. A rational leader would look to make an agreement allowing for the development of a large US military base, which sounds to be the ideal outcome if “defense” is the goal. A really good way to fuck that negotiation before it begins is to threaten to take it by force. You don’t let someone build a massive presence inside your country when they’ve already made those threats. So of course he does the exact opposite.
  20. You know if he was buried? Some cheap family member might have a hard time passing up a free cremation
  21. Occasionally had goats getting into brush piles we were burning. Always thought that might be why they’re associated with Satan.
  22. Texas by a million. Total yards: 47,313.
  23. I’m gonna come clean here, and I apologize to everyone I lied to. Ryan actually wrote the business model and the IRS approval for Horns With Heart a/k/a Texas One Fund. It wasn’t me. Please follow Aces’s of Aces’s’s advice and invest heavily.
  24. Something about Ryan Reynolds’s personality makes it hard for me to believe he’d be married to someone that’s a super bitch.
  25. Well, you’d count the number of drinks you have over the weekend, then divide by 7
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