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SquishMitten

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  1. Beyond a ”shadow” of a doubt is not a legal standard
  2. Maybe thread should be retitled to something like "Trump's America and Leopards Eating Faces" to make that more clear.
  3. Pssh. All ya gotta do is post this and you're golden! I do not give X/Twitter or any entities associated with X/Twitter permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to X/Twitter it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute).
  4. Feel like the Undertaker has always been around. Not sure about Wilson, but I know he was pretty jaded about not being accepted into the RTF program
  5. She looks better as an animated sloth.
  6. Uh, you think that’s real? Or even if so, that it actually works? Thing moves like Robocop and apparently controlled by an old Nokia phone
  7. He also isn’t using a wedge
  8. At least the lakes are getting something for a change. That’s a hell of a lot more important that our yards
  9. Just saw that. Holy shit balls. Got almost a 1/4” earlier this afternoon. 2+ inches on top of that would be wild. Obviously not gonna happen. Gotta be a whoopsie on their end
  10. Holy shit. Only walked away for a couple minutes. This game looks a bit different
  11. If a demon gets you pregnant, can you get an abortion? I guess it’d probably be fine since he’s allegedly a guy, but I’m not an expert
  12. Don’t think this has been asked very recently if at all, but if you were to start all over from the beginning, what would you have done differently? Bought different tools from the beginning? Made the hole wider? Framed up rebar behind the walls to eventually pour concrete? Also, you found an electric winch for pulling up buckets yet? I feel like that would’ve been one of my first purchases.
  13. Sing the prompt
  14. These shitty teams better not make me have to switch to the ESPN app to watch kickoff That’ll do! Replies got merged Got damnit. I hate this feature
  15. Hilarious. But why show a trick play in a blowout?
  16. Maybe it was your username that tipped em off
  17. About .2” in the rain gauge. Wouldn’t normally count that as anything, but today was our watering day so it’s a nice little bonus!
  18. Get an attorney by your side ASAP
  19. “See how ‘loyal’ I am to you guys here”
  20. I’m not going to say anything about Quinn yet, but I could punt farther than that when I was 12
  21. But that's not what that article says. It certainly isn't sending us back to the stone age like the dumbass keeps saying. The only doomsday aspect mentioned in the article is a "superflare" which it describes as an event that's 1000 times greater than a Carrington Event.
  22. Cat - 55.4% - Ugh, yeah. Duh. Sheep - 35% - Done it before Dog - 32.8% - Depends on the breed Possum - 25.4% - I'd probably come out with some nasty cuts and infections, but yeah Raccoon - 24.9% - Done it before Crane - 16.9% - My initial thought was yeah, but after some research I'm not sure. Appears that alligators don't fuck with them, so maybe not. Eagle - 14.7% - The W probably goes to whichever one of us gets in the first clean shot. I think I could "win" but I might bleed out shortly afterwards. Coyote - 14.7% - Yeah Antelope - 10.2% - Maybe if I was able to sweep the legs during it's initial charge then get on top quickly...but probably not Kangaroo - 9.6% - No way Bear - 5.6% - Of course not Manatee - 4.5% - I wouldn't even know where to begin, so I'm gonna say this is a definite no Alligator 4.5% - Of course not Moose 4.5% - Lol. No Elk 2.3% - Nope None of the Above - 19.2% - Lol. Pussies
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