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  1. Sadie (RIP): Sadie girl, Sadie Monster, dingbat, goofball Chloe: Clo, little shit, squeakes, squeaker -on account of her insistent and increasing low-tone to higher pitch whine when (barely) hungry or wanting to go outside
  2. I am going to have to make a change or 3 from last year. Jerry Jones is never dying. 2026 list James Van Der Beek Greta Thunberg Barry Manilow Eric Dane Bruce Willis Mick Jagger Elton John Jane Fonda Randy Moss Don J Trump
  3. He says BB is “really aggressive” and a player like that can easily put out a “fuck you you can’t call” bet. We have almost the very best hand we can possibly have. Feels like another annoyed call to me. standard game, no 7-2, no nit game. Lol at getting all 3 options as replies. in my mind it came down to the fact that it was 3 handed and I just had to suck it up and take the L to the boat here. I didnt even consider anything else. its either a bluff or the effective nuts. I honestly didnt even contemplate raising, basically the only 2 hands I can get called with that I beat are the case 7 and K8. any K, even AK should probably fold to a rejam after their own large over-raise on the river gets jammed on.. so i just called.... He has AKo. and then he thanks me for not shoving as he would have called.... and I just stay quiet... thinking to myself, that a jam there is basically suicidal at least 75% of the time so I did book a win. and I guess i left chips on the table.
  4. that reminded me I had intended on asking the group about this hand from Fri night. 1/2 NL Ive got 800 in front as the SB, BB has about $600. we are playing on a short handed table, only 6 players, the UTG sets out a straddle, and before the hand is dealt, all 3 NTA get up to go smoke outside. so we are 3 handed in effect. me now being FTA, looks down at A7cc. I fully expect the BB to raise because hes really aggressive and is a guy who has played on the "small" streams at The Lodge (like $2k max buyin games). so I just call the $5. BB immediately makes it $17 as expected. straddle folds, I dont really think about raising, i call. flop is Kc- 8d -2x rainbow board. I check intending to float at least 1 bet... but he checks. 7s on the turn I figure thats good, so I bet out $15. he smooth calls. turn is the 7h.... yahtzee 3 handed. since he hasnt played with any strength I want to get something so I bet out $35. dude doesnt take more than 3 seconds to announce $235... WHAT? So in my normal experience in the 1/2 Texas games, a river raise this high is almost never a bluff. Its usually like 90+% a very strong hand... either a boat or the case 7. MAYBE K8 hoping i have a K expecting a chop. every so often its a pure bluff. and I guess a small percentage of an inexperienced player playing something like KT for perceived max value.- but this guy is a larger game grinder... a bad King blast off doesnt make sense for a decent player My brain thinks pretty quick on the decision its 3 handed Theres no real draws that miss that can try a hail mary win, rando K without a broadway card kicker seems to not want to over play this much unless hes trying to kick me off a weaker King chop... while a flopped set would play this hand exactly the same way... what do you do here? Like 90% of the time its a call right? and 10% is a laydown just thinking you have to be beat? Is there ever an option to raise here and either min click or just jam for the roughly $325 hes got behind? and somehow get called by something you still beat?
  5. I know its childish.... but I enjoyed that one. fuck aggy fuck ou and fuck tech and fuck Diego
  6. my Sadie sort of did the same thing about 10 years ago when I visited my brother.. his lab didnt really care about chasing the ducks... but loved walking up to the pond and sit and watch them. my idiot Sadie loved chasing my brothers lab, and that worked great when Maddie was retrieving a ball... Sadie never retrieved a damn thing her whole life... so he Maddie her off leash. I did as well... and my idiot ran after Maddie... and blew right past her when she saw the geese and ducks in the small pond.... got soaked... swam after them for like a minute... the ducks of course were hauling ass to the other side of the pond I was yelling but She DGAF.... and she realized that she wouldnt catch them... so she turned around and i had to haul her ass out of the water because there wasnt a shoreline, just a dock... got soaked, she immediatley shaked, got more soaked... and we went back to his place to give her dumbass a bath. lesson learned... dont let a lab near ducks.
  7. speaking of Waymo in Austin...
  8. honestly depends on WHERE you live. if you are in Cali for instance, earning 120k while living in Humboldt County and WFH is radically different than living near any slightly larger city and going into the office. and another factor would be am i forced to work remotely from my assigned designated home? or am I allowed to work remotely while visiting national parks, other states etc. even more bonus points if I am allowed to work remotely from another country with a much lower cost of living ( highly highly unlikely I know.. but if allowed, that would be a deal)
  9. Doc: ahhh yes... I shudda only given him a $1k worth of ketamine script rather than the $55k - that was a floating math error, my bad
  10. aaaannnnddd.... thats why I dont do carnival rides anymore... if im gonna get killed its at Disney or universal where they have real insurance and real pockets. the pop up carnival team have $50 bucks in insurance and nobody who owns the equipment is anywhere near the carnival.
  11. This is something I've seen more and more folks advocating to move back to physical media, specifically DVDs, or whatever a new DVD generation woudl look like. Another problem is that there are a lot of movies that are out there that are completely unavailable to watch because either the streaming rights have expired (and not been renewed with another company) or controvsial... there are a crapload of Disney movies that fall under this category, pretty much anything controversial, like Song of the South, The Crying game (6 Oscars) , Dogma, Revenge of the Nerds, and others) Or the studio (or studios in the case of acqusitions) that have decided they dont want the movie to stream, and there a quite a few decent movies and major award winning that arent available on any streaming service, and basically the only way to watch them anymore is if you have the physical media.. just a list i know Silent Movie (Brooks) ,Cocoon, Crash (not great but won the damn best picture Oscar that year- barf) , P.C.H., and The Basketball Diaries I understand some of them have an issue in todays morality, but for most of us- the over 40 crowd- we can differentiate between real racisicm/ sexism/etc PCH is just bad rauchy college fun... I understand the 2020's problems with Revenge of the Nerds, Crying Game and Song of the South... but dammit let adults have the chance to watch good movies and put up a fucking "we dont condone this" disclaimer.
  12. hes either a wizard or an ass-kicking asshole.... and the neighborhood knows not to fuck with him either way
  13. I am beginning to believe Brad Nessler is a fucking moron. "this is going to probably be the last play of the half" dude, army has 2 fucking timeouts and is clearly going for a kick.... and that was the textbook definition of DPI... you cant run into a guy full blast while hes trying to fucking catch the ball. and I cant see shit on this replay... theres nothing definitve either way
  14. i know she is saying this to be controversial and get immediate clicks, its what she does, and was probably a huge reason why ESPN parted ways with her. but historically, shes got a point... I mean fuck all we have to do is look at Major 18 years ago banging the equipement girl while his wife was 8-ish months preggo. yes- he self reported it, so thats a tiny tiny bit in his favor, but all he got was a loss of his next guaranteed contract increase (which admittedly was something like a half mil).. but he wasnt let go. the only immediate counter I can give her is Bobby Petrino getting let go, but thats because his fuckup was so public Piggy had no choice.... but 10 years later he was right back in the role.
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