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JohnnyRage

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Everything posted by JohnnyRage

  1. That giggling Korean stable boy at the beginning gets me every time.
  2. Waylon's been wandering what those old Duke Boys've been up to.
  3. Poor White People Didn't start the war #BillyJoel
  4. White people fighting white people shouldn't be vilified. Brown person hero, part Native #ElizabethWarren
  5. If not joking, GTFO
  6. Football season was Awesome. Bball NIL deals lubed up. Jan. 25th @TCU. The only Big 10 12 8 12 campus with hotter Coeds Anyone else going?
  7. 1 out of 10 persons may be Alcoholic 9 out of 10 Alcoholics want you to be in the other 9.
  8. Sorry, I just realized the ending was a little specific. That was a message to my 14-year-old stepson. He went on a bicycle adventure with his one day to bury a mummy cat that we had accidentally found under an overpass. After we bagged the cat and put it in a backpack to ride on, we kept finding other dead birds along the way. And if we were gonna bury one dead animal, then why were we not going to bury this dead animal. OMG, FML, good times. Had a soldiers burial in a construction site and then played pretend soldiers.
  9. @Celery Man You are the newly Dad, right? Worried about your son’s genetic journey. Well my son’s fully got it, but he’s starting to come fully online. And this is us this morning doing God’s work. IMG_4430.MOV
  10. Sheeet, I haven’t been arrested in about 12.
  11. Hang in there Z. You know what to do.
  12. And you guys be nice to Twice, he's going to die of old age sometime in the future.
  13. Yes, shoot your dick off. Err, wait, don't shoot your dick off. I think. It's about the obsession. Don't obsess, and when you do obsess about anything, pray about it, and let the hive take over.
  14. Amaze balls, I checked out of life around Monkey Gia.
  15. He's the one that thinks fighters at the bottom of his cards make money.
  16. You're grabbing your $600 gun?? Shhheeeeeett
  17. 7-0 South Oak Cliff Anybody have a Bally link?
  18. He almost lost the Chandler Interim Title Fight over it. Ok, thanks for the explanation. It was really 10-1. So where does that kind of rank on all time title upsets in the UFC?
  19. I’m really inexperienced at wagering, but why would he not have won $300,000,000 at 1000 to 1?
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