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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. University of Austin sounds like something out of one of those vaguely rapey 90's/2000's movies where they road to trip to some dude's girlfriend's college so they can hook up and its fictitious name is something stupid like that.
  2. it was over before it started
  3. but is it white boy day?
  4. you fucking serious? is your last name chamberlain by any chance?
  5. this team, man. hopefully colorado comes back to earth at some point or does a 22/23 Boston 2.0 and bows out in the first round. this team is definitely built to beat anyone not named Avalanche, and even they might not be infallible against this team. the two remaining games against the avs are both at home (and they already won in a shotout in their barn) and I'm betting a lot of eyes will be on those games. in the east, I just can't really find anyone that stands out like these two. Carolina is the current points leader, but that total would be good enough for 4th in the Central. I'll be extra shocked if the champ doesn't come from the West this season. Florida doesn't look like they have the horses this season, so we'll likely get a new champ this year. exciting!
  6. I see posts from several posters I've ignored, so I know this is a topic to move along from. Cheers!
  7. No shit. Why the fuck was robo given a penalty? Helluva game from him. Two goals and 6 PIMs. Might get the hatty for the 'fuck you' to end things
  8. Holy shit these car shield commercials. Can't mute them fast enough
  9. Fun first. Ho hum second so far
  10. she'll cry into the grifted dollars that certainly await her on the other side. i don't feel an ounce of sorry for her
  11. I mean,"hey while you're down there do you wanna blow me?" is just hello in Philly, isn't it?
  12. one of the things that stood out to me about the '99 team - their passing was so crisp, intentional, and effective. just tape-to-tape sublimeness. getting similar vibes with this team, especially on the PP
  13. honestly getting caught on a hot mic with that is probably a blessing as there were probably a million fire-worthy statements before that
  14. yup. we might actually see something like that before this is all over. buckle up!
  15. I'd prefer the reality where we remove it BECAUSE he's not around to see it
  16. put another way, when you are no longer allowed to get ahead by stepping on others and then pulling the ladder up when you get there, that can certainly feel like oppression. sounds like wypipo need some new bootstraps!
  17. or at the very least have opened their third eye and have tapped into other dimensions. or just very lucky. any of those could work
  18. that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are. bring on Dildozer and let's get it over with
  19. hell if I know. the way that ended and the mass exodus is a blurry time for me (was drinking pretty heavily then). I jumped ship as soon as there was an alternative. thank jeebus for shaggy (RIP - also, what's that smell?) and now surly
  20. so, done? was it peaceful today because the hippies no longer had something to bitch about?
  21. Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything.
  22. you're braver than I. I have been on the road twice when a Waymo tried to go the wrong way in oncoming traffic. clusterfuck isn't expressive enough. do they have crash statistics yet that compare to human drivers? guess I could look that up...
  23. I mean, that's more of a platform than the pubs currently have, so I say run with it. you got my vote. you'd have 100% of the jewish vote and probably like 80% of the sadist vote, so you have that going for you, which is nice
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