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Longhorn_Fan68

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Everything posted by Longhorn_Fan68

  1. put another way, when you are no longer allowed to get ahead by stepping on others and then pulling the ladder up when you get there, that can certainly feel like oppression. sounds like wypipo need some new bootstraps!
  2. or at the very least have opened their third eye and have tapped into other dimensions. or just very lucky. any of those could work
  3. that's super easy to say and totally rolls off the tongue. didn't think I would live to see Idiocracy in the rear view mirror, but here we are. bring on Dildozer and let's get it over with
  4. hell if I know. the way that ended and the mass exodus is a blurry time for me (was drinking pretty heavily then). I jumped ship as soon as there was an alternative. thank jeebus for shaggy (RIP - also, what's that smell?) and now surly
  5. so, done? was it peaceful today because the hippies no longer had something to bitch about?
  6. Billy and April are probably part of this fucking Cabinet the way the simulation has fucked with everything.
  7. you're braver than I. I have been on the road twice when a Waymo tried to go the wrong way in oncoming traffic. clusterfuck isn't expressive enough. do they have crash statistics yet that compare to human drivers? guess I could look that up...
  8. I mean, that's more of a platform than the pubs currently have, so I say run with it. you got my vote. you'd have 100% of the jewish vote and probably like 80% of the sadist vote, so you have that going for you, which is nice
  9. he didn't just say it, he fucking yelled it. I'm so fucking tired of pretending this shit is ok (as a society)
  10. no, but you see, he's a living god, so it's ok
  11. crazy how ineffective he was in office, but the second he leaves Biden is the most powerful man on the planet. the cognitive dissonance is deafening
  12. color me shocked it's not closer to 100%
  13. you know we live in dumb times when the author thought it necessary to add "oil derrick" to make sure the intended audience would understand.
  14. "may reportedly" is the new synergy
  15. good. I don't care who does it, just do it.
  16. Don't get him anything and tell him fascists don't deserve Christmas. Seriously why are we fucking around with these people?
  17. you get paid to dump? sign me up!
  18. Just came to post that. Bummer, I liked him. I didn't like trying to spell his name though. Heh
  19. dude is just insane and he's ours for the next 8. badass
  20. He's allowed to come back assuming he passes concussion protocol
  21. it's such a political loser to be against this at this point (I think like 70% agree it should be legal in some form) and I just don't see how you get the toothpaste back in at this point. have you seen any convenience store lately? half the shit on the shelves and a good portion of the refrigerator case is thc in some form or another. just get it done and peel the fucking bandaid off ffs
  22. uh, yeah. hence why we're all so fucking mad about it
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