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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. Biden was a pretty shit president on everything but the economy, but his biggest fumble was not making a better example of these people and the cretin who lead them to potential slaughter.
  2. how's it going, Mr Van Winkle? boy do we have a lot to show you
  3. they already don't. I have private insurance backed by United (yay!) and as an adult if I want vaccinations covered I have to add it to my policy as a separate option. if I had kids they would be covered, but I'm not. makes perfect sense.
  4. if this kind of fraud is happening in Minnesota, imagine what is happening in, oh I dunno, the entire south. betting we won't see in depth investigations happening like this in any red states. but I'm sure they're all squeaky clean anyway
  5. hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha, fuck you
  6. oh, it's just a theory, but you have to admit it's very plausible and would fit perfectly with this regime. toy soldiers and fake heroism. I simply don't see how you carry this out with zero US casualties or even a downed aircraft. hell, we got bin laden but even that super well- coordinated operation was beset with problems and that was one goddamn helicopter. I simply cannot believe this was anything but pretend war and a way for a dictator to get the fuck out of dodge before his people got to him. if this isn't truth verbatim it's very truth-adjacent. maybe we'll find out later, but I doubt it. I expect these cretins to destroy everything on their way out - assuming they ever leave.
  7. Fucking this. If anyone thinks this was a legit operation - well, I've got some ocean-front property to sell you in Arizona. This was war theater and nothing else. Coordinated and targeted "attack" was planned alongside Maduro. We bombed a few outposts and radar installments but it's clear Maduro told his military to stand down. This was probably the better outcome for him than having to face his people. He'll get something cushy like Ghislaine has. Fucking farce, the whole fucking thing. Between this and the faked assassination attempt, it's clear this regime is good at tv theatrics, if nothing else.
  8. Yeah, think it's time to mix things up. Not sure the reason for the complacency right now, but the eye test isn't delivering. Something isn't clicking with the team right now. Maybe they can fix it naturally, but this losing streak isn't really warranted considering the skill, experience, and depth we have. Gotta fix this as we're about to go on the longest road trip of the season.
  9. lol, did you try to start this in DT?
  10. Speaking of Peru, they better watch their cornhole: https://x.com/AssLatam/status/2007475373739573654?s=20
  11. he's really trying to deliver <$2/gal gas. freedumb
  12. you'd be taking guns from a lot of people who post here
  13. i thought the adults were in charge
  14. Could have put serious money on Rantanen getting the first Stars goal of 2026. What a beaut!
  15. um, what else would it be, Lauren?
  16. good thing the horns beat that michigan ass or I would have been pretty bummed about last night's game (and our current 3-game skid). can start 2026 off right tonight with a beatdown of CHI
  17. 1-0 on them so far this season, so feeling pretty good. Thanks for asking.
  18. Seriously. I watched the game with a literal college football novice and they remarked Arch looked like the best player on the field - they should build around him. Fuck yes, we should. Tonight should show that we should continue to recruit top talent and use the portal to supplement what we can't/didn't recruit
  19. I saw that as a nice preview for next season. I liked most of it. The penalties need to calm their tits. Beyond that, the kids are alright. Hookem and happy new year, y'all.
  20. A goal and a penalty in the first minute of the game. How is this not the most popular sport?
  21. Man, that was satisfying. Hookem!
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