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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. not what I wanted to read while working on a sunday
  2. Marchment ended up going to the hospital. That dude's face cannot catch a break. Hopefully he's well enough to go tomorrow
  3. can we get a "Most Ignored Poster" dashboard? I think some of these assholes need to know they're talking to almost no one
  4. I'll just never find jokes about 1/6 funny much like I cringe at 9/11 jokes.
  5. way to come out of the break with a statement. it wasn't the statement we wanted, but we definitely said something last night. HELP!
  6. Don't look now, but Blackwood and the Avs are on a tear. apparently all they needed was average goaltending and not abysmal
  7. Some people need to go to jail over this
  8. Fucking Rempe, man. Kid would actually be useful if he'd stop getting himself ejected. Was heiskanen missing a tooth before that hit it did it knock it out?
  9. You clearly have not been on Twitter recently
  10. yeah, this is currently our national policy:
  11. no, that honor goes to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX/3540522871
  12. bc STIs will run rampant through congress?
  13. TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor
  14. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/best-metal-albums-2024-1235189635/kerry-king-2-1235189637/
  15. got a big slap fight between the listless Rangers and our Stars who are searching for an identity. Mush is a gametime decision - I hope he can go.
  16. well yeah, 14yo me agrees with you. I just don't wear cologne much anymore
  17. Eh, for me it's 1A) Dallas Stars 1B) Texas Longhorns football 2) NHL 3) everything else. I used to be a diehard Cowboys fan but Jerry finally chased me away. The NBA and MLB bore me to tears and unless it's The World Cup, soccer comes pretty close. I get up every season for hockey and especially so if the Stars are any good. I still watch if they're not.
  18. I threw out Mika because right now our issue is not shot generation, but shot conversion. We lost our sniper in Seguin and Zibanejad would be a close replacement. We can worry about his disappearing in the playoffs if we get there. I know Marchand moving is about as likely as Benn doing the same, but the chances aren't zero. Still, he would not be my first choice. Gourde is an interesting option but he wasn't on my radar as I wasn't aware he was considered a trade piece. Figured Seattle would want to hold onto him. Anyway, I doubt you or I will solve this problem. Whatever happens I'm betting we won't have predicted it. We shall see!
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