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Longhorn_Fan68

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  1. shotgun or .22 or both. don't bother with big, power handguns unless you plan to spend a lot of time at a range
  2. is the Traverse City Tournament still a thing? that was always the signal for the new season for me, but I am not finding any info on it atm
  3. I hear you, but this is peanuts compared to a lot of shit they're doing. add it to the pile, I guess
  4. if we make it to friday I will be shocked
  5. or want to draw attention away from a certain orange someone else
  6. I don't understand the question. Is this still Texas, in America? This is expected. I've resolved myself to getting shot at at some point in my life. hopefully later, but it's gonna happen. 'muricuh
  7. mmm, unleavened welt
  8. free housing? buh gawd that's socialism!
  9. makes me wonder what military bases we have up there. I'll try to look later
  10. is it bad that I hope he tries to give alaska away?
  11. we are a functionally illiterate society. people keep asking how we fix this shit: fix education. it might take a while and we might not reap the benefits in our lifetime, but that's how you fix this shit. jfc
  12. dotard twice mentioned he was meeting putin in russia in toady's press conference. is this the elder abuse I've been hearing so much about?
  13. rape.of.a.child. not child porn. not drag queen story time. fucking rape. of a child. hope he has a swift trial and finds some jailhouse justice on the other end. but but the dems, amirite?
  14. it's because he basically parrots the last thing he heard. likely when briefed about what to say about the walmart situation, someone suggested that "walmart should pay them" and he put his own stupid twist on it by saying "eat". it's really that simple
  15. like anybody could know that /sarcasm
  16. not trying to defend the stars' bullshit here in any way, but a lot. texas is not exactly a cold state and you're cooling a 1/2" thick sheet of ice, possibly several, when it's 100+ outside. and that's just the ice. still, the stars need better policy, clearly.
  17. definitely punk. the death metal version would be Greg Abbott's Necrotic Penis
  18. I don't really care either, but this was more curiosity than anything. like, why neg that? she's right and afaik he's not a fat racist but then again, why neg?
  19. Wife and I finished season 1 last night. watchable and kept me guessing. wasn't stoked about ending but it wasn't immediately clear there was going to be a second season. anyway, worth watching, especially if you and/or your spouse enjoy watching naked people on screen was sorta hoping for some depth analysis in here, but the portrayal of closeted behaviors that are pervasive throughout the show is either a mirror on rich rural culture or it's a caricature. either way it didn't come off as a compliment
  20. since @Elvis is the only one who negged this, I'm curious which part of what she said applies to him?
  21. wondering if this is it or if Nill has any more moves to make before calling to good to start the season.
  22. I was thinking the same thing. what a kinda weird thing to admit. lol
  23. aaaany day now, right? ffs
  24. so a german stirring shit in america. good times
  25. you can't lose something you lost years ago
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